Chapter 15 - The Planer Indulgences Game Show

"It's the Pap-pally Sanctioned Planer Indulgences Game Show, with your host, Cardinal Dashing." belted out the announcer.

Catholic organ music plays with rising chords.

"Welcome everyone, once again to our show. Today's 5 lucky contestants will be taken from our most faithful audience members. Today, like everyday, they will be playing not just for Pap-pally Sanctioned Planer Indulgences, but for their very souls.

As always our beginning round will be Cast the First Stone :

This chained up malcontent has been condemned to death by stoning. You, Abigail will get to carry out that deserved end to this satanic demon. I will go through a list of sins & if you have never participated in that sin, determined by polygraph, then you can throw one of these 18 lbs. rocks at this cyborg. If you can kill him, without sinning, you'll get your choice of..."

Cardinal Dashing points the mic in his hand to the audience, who shouts "Planer Indulgences!"

"Are you ready?" asks Cardinal Dashing, "Yes I am Cardinal!"

"Adultery?" asks Dashing, "No" replies the contestant. BING! goes the sound of the lie detector, she tosses the rock, & hits the transhuman in the crotch, who howls in pain.

"Murder" asks the Cardinal, "NO!" says the contestant. BING! She throws another rock, hitting the H+ in the head, killing him instantly. "What a lucky shot! You did it, here is one Planer Indulgence Blank check just for you my dear, enjoy it, with full Papal sanction, you've earned it! Alright folks that's the end of our first round, stick with us through these important messages, we'll be right back, where one lucky contestant will be rolling the Deviant Dice in Round 2 of" Cardinal Dashing points the mic in his hand to the audience, who shouts "Planer Indulgences!" the show fades to commercial.....

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"And we are back, live with our 2nd contestant, Jacque. In your left hand son is a dodecahedron, which will tell us 1 of 12 things Jacque will be doing to our captured beast, the other die an icosahedron will tell us which, of 20 Sanctioned Planer Indulgences he could win for carrying out God's Divine Retribution. Step on up Jacque, & roll them dice." He does. the dice roll & spin, "7 on the dodecahedron, that's one of the easiest of God's Retributions. Are you ready to play 'Cut a Bitch' & look at that icosahedron spin folks, what will our lucky contestant win for simply putting a knife into a filthy transhuman.... It's Clergy Sex, well done! Step on up & stab yourself a vile child of luciifour, here's your blade, the Altar of God is ready for it's sacrifice, Jacque my boy, you know what to do." Jacque steps up to the altar, slices the transhuman's throat & then plows the knife through the sternum. Blood pools all around them to the delight of the audience. "Excellent work! Now use your other blade, & stab yourself one of God's own priests or nuns. Either way your fornication will be forgiven!

OK folks at home, while we get round 3 ready you pay close attention to these approved messages. But stay tuned, next up, is the 7 Deadly Sins! on..." Cardinal Dashing points the mic in his hand to the audience, who shouts "Planer Indulgences!" fade to commercial.

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