Ch. 67

-- Zach POV --

I looked towards Tsunade, I had a vague guess of why she would say something about a contract. She just looked at me and shrugged, then she went over to the door that connected to the Wondering Inn, opening it and sticking her head inside.

Tsunade: "Dio! I need you for a second!"

She yelled out then retracted her head and closed the door. It didn't take long before the God made his way through the door. When he entered the room he gave us a curious look, but then he spotted Gordon, who was looking on curiously, his eyes widened a little.

Dio: "Holy shit, you're Gordon Ramsay."

Gordon: "Holy shit, I am."

Gordon replied dryly. That made me and Tsunade chuckle.

Dio: "I'll be right back!"

Before we knew it Dio disappeared in front of us. Tsunade and I were used to it, but Gordon started to bug out. His eyes went wide and he started to look around the room. But before he could ask us any questions Dio arrived back with a familiar big-tittied loli. She had a confused look on her face as she took in the sight of me and Tsunade. Just like Dionysus, her eyes widened slightly, but this time she shot over and started hugging him tightly.

Hestia: "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GORDON RAMSAY!"

Gordon just stood there in shock, he then put his hands up to make sure they were nowhere near the loli. That was a smart move on his part I thought to myself, don't give the Goddesses an inch, or else they'll try to take a mile.

Gordon: "Um, yes? Could you please stop hugging me, young lady?"

Dio, Tsunade, and I chuckled at the discomfort. Hestia, once she was over the excitement of meeting Gordon coughed a little and stepped back. She sheepishly looked at Gordon and twisted back and forth.

Hestia: "Sorry, I'm just a big fan. The way you handle a kitchen is really impressive, and that's a lot coming from me!"

Gordon still looked weirded out by the loli.

Gordon: "Thank you? Tsunade, Zach what is the meaning of this? Why did you call for Dio here and then he literally disappeared and came back with this young woman?"

Dionysus coughed letting us know he'd take it from here.

Dio: "Hello Gordon, my name is Dionysus the God of Wine."

Hestia: "And I'm Hestia! The Goddess of the Hearth! Cooking would fall under my domain that's why Dio here came and got me! I've seen you in multiple universes and your skills always impress me!"

Gordon stood there in shock and stared at the two. It made me think back to the times where we first met the gods and goddesses. Boy was things chaotic and fun back then, but I'm liking the semi-quiet life I've been having so far. We gave Gordon time to digest the information that was given to him, and he was surprisingly resilient and it didn't take long.

Gordon: "So you're fucking tell me that the little girl, sorry I mean Hestia, is the actual Greek Goddess Hestia. Also that you're really Dionysus? I really want to say prove it, but after drinking the Dio wine it would be a moot point."

Dio: "Yes we are, and it's a little more complicated than that… But that isn't something for you to worry about."

Hestia: "Tsunade and Zach I really owe you for this! I've always wanted a reason to meet Gordon!"

Gordon: "So… How is this going to go? Will you all wipe my memory or make me disappear?"

Hestia: "Heavens no! I'd like to make you an offer!"

I was a bit surprised at Hestia being so straightforward, if she was only like this with Bell she'd have more of a chance.

Hestia: "HEY! I HEARD THAT! DON'T THINK BECAUSE I OWE YOU ONE THAT IT'LL WIPE AWAY YOU HELPING WITH BELL-KUNNNNN!"

The loli started at me with mock anger. I just laughed and held my hands up in compliance at the Goddess. Gordon was looking at us talking like we were old friends and settled down a bit.

Gordon: "What type of offer? I've heard of signing deals with the Devil, but never with Goddesses."

Hestia turned back to Gordon and puffed her chest out then placed her fists on her hip making the superhero pose.

Hestia: "You will be my Champion! Just like Zach is the Champion for Dionysus and Hephaestus!"

That rocked Gordon to the heels of his feet. He leaned back in shock, and it took a minute for him to compose himself.

Gordon: "What would I need to do as a Champion?"

Hestia: "Oh not much, mainly what you already do. I might pop in here and there for some free food for my familia."

Dio coughed.

Dio: "3 times a day, seven days a week."

Hestia: "HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY FAMILIA HASN'T TAKEN OFF YET!"

Before the two could start quarreling Gordon gave her his answer.

Gordon: "It would be my honor, Lady Hestia."

He did a little bow towards her. Hestia turned back to him and shot him a thumbs up and a greedy grin. Light began to emanate from her and flow into Gordon. The light show didn't last long and Gordon stood back upright then looked at me.

Gordon: "Well, I feel a hell of a lot better. So many different cooking options have just flooded my mind."

Zach: "Pretty awesome huh? Well, now that you're one of us. How about a job? My London branch needs a general manager."

Gordon: "That would be bloody brilliant!"

Zach: "Great, let me show you around!"

I took Tsunade's hand and started to walk towards the kitchen in excitement. I didn't get very far because Tsunade didn't move a muscle. I looked back at her curiously and she shook her head.

Tsunade: "His wife is out there probably wondering what the hell is going on."

Gordon: "Fuckin hell, can I got grab her?"

Zach: "Yeah, yeah go get her and bring her here."

Gordon rushed off to get his wife while we all chit-chatted. Hestia was on cloud nine after getting her dream champion. Now if only she was this brave to get her dream man. That earned me a knock on my head and a scolding from the big-tittied loli. As I was taking the tongue lashing like the good mortal I was Gordon arrived back with his wife. With a sigh of relief, I escaped from Hestia's punishment and turned to the couple.

Zach: "Mrs. Ramsay, do you swear by the Goddess Hestia that you will not share the secrets you will see?"

Gordon's wife was taken aback by the abruptness and randomness of my question.

Mrs. Ramsay: "Uhhh, yes?"

She was then hit with two thumbs up by a silly-looking Hestia and she was bathed in golden light.

Mrs. Ramsay: "Uhh, what was that?"

Gordon: "I'll explain later dear."

After getting it all sorted out me and Gordon made our way to the kitchen. I was showing him everything like a kid showing off his prized pokemon card collection. Our two wives followed us shaking their heads at our antics. When Gordon saw all the equipment in the kitchen I swear he orgasmed. I explained to him that all of it was made by Hephaestus and I think I saw a tear in his eye.

Zach: "I believe the London shop should be closed by now. Let me show you something."

The husband and wife looked at me funny. Tsunade and the gods gave me knowing smiles as I led them to the doorway that went to the London side of the restaurant. I opened the door to the London location, Gordon and his wife looked at me funnily.

Zach: "Go on, go to the door and peek your head outside real quick."

The two hesitantly went over to the front door and peaked their heads outside. I gave a knowing smile as they quickly brought their heads back in and closed the door. The two looked at us with a frantic wide-eyed look.

Zach: "Don't give us that look, we're working with gods here remember?"

Gordon: "Fucking hell Zach, this is bloody fucking brilliant. Think of how much money we'd save on airline cost!"

That caught me off guard, and I burst out laughing. Tsunade and the gods gave me a funny look, Tsunade because she's never seen or heard about airplanes. The gods really wouldn't care or want to know about airplanes since they can appear anywhere.

It took me a minute to quit my laughter, but the Ramsay's were running around the empty restaurant taking in the sight. I leaned over and whispered into Tsunade's ear.

Zach: "I never caught Gordon's wife's name."

She turned and whispered into my ear.

Tsunade: "Her name is Tana."

I gave Tsunade a wink in thanks then gave her a side-hug with a kiss on her head. She then wrapped her arms around me and held me tight. We stayed like that for a minute before she slowly let go of me when the Ramsay's were coming back.

Tsunade: "I'm going to go take a shower and wash the filth off me."

Tana: "I don't blame you, the only thing that stopped Tony from hitting on me was the fact that Gordon here is famous."

Zach: "Go wash up, I need to get back to the restaurant. Gordon, stop by tomorrow and we'll get the paperwork set up. Don't worry about dinner tonight, it'll be on the house. I'll let the staff know that you're going to be an employee and not to hassle you too much if you want to keep exploring."

With that said we all parted ways. When I got back to the dining room I went table to table to reaffirm to the guests that everything was alright. The ones who asked what happened, I let them know the truth of the matter. Everyone that I had told profusely apologized that something like that would happen. I just shrugged at them and said that every dog will have his day.

Once the 1st wave of guests left and the 2nd wave trickled in I did the usual meet and greets then went into the forge. I fired up the forge and went into the closet that held metals, reaching in I grabbed a couple of ingots of Uru, Adamantium, and Vibranium. It was time for me to make a better weapon but mainly beat my frustrations out on strong metal. I planned on keeping my weapon a hammer, because who doesn't love it when you hear "HAMMER DOWN!" and know it's on your side.

Pulling out one of the bars of Uru I placed it on the anvil and brought my hammer out and started to bang on it with all my might. If the workshop hadn't been made by a god the whole block would have been destroyed from the hits.

I got lost in the flow of hammering and heating until a giant alarm sound started blaring out of the huge-ass clock. Looking up I saw that It was closing time for the New York Restaurant. I wiped the sweat off my brow and headed out behind the bar where I was greeted by a bartender handing me a towel to wipe off with, and the applause from the captivated guests.

Going around I thanked the final guests of the night for showing up and left the closing duty to the managers. I made my way up to our floor and dragged myself into the apartment. When I opened the door I was greeted by the best sight of the woman I love holding our two little angels. I walked in and kissed each twin on their head and then kissed my gorgeous wife.

Tsunade: "You stink, go take a shower."

The twins must have agreed with her because their little noses wrinkled and they became a little fussy. I just smiled at the sight and made my way to quickly take a shower so I can spend the rest of the night with the people I love the most.

(A/N: Sorry for the shorter chapter, halfway through writing it I found out my gma died. I wanted to finish the chapter, and I don't plan on taking a break. She's scared us plenty of times before, we're just glad she's in a better place. Dementia is a bitch. I love you guys, and we topped out at 7 on the list! Thank you so much!

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