Corner condoms

The next day, Ben was cleaning his room when he heard a knock on his door. Answering it, he saw the rest of the fracking crew: Antonio, and a purple overcoat--also known as Beluga...

After inviting them in, Ben soon had Antonio's arm around his neck. "Yo cuz, I heard you got a job at a fancy spot?"

Ben shrugged. " It's just an internship. Hearth Communications."

Antonio nodded. "Wow, big-time stuff--Earth Cum-unification…"

Ben stared at him. "No, it's Hearth Commu— Sigh...Nevermind, yours is better…"

Meanwhile, Beluga looked around the room. "Not bad. Not big but...decent space for a Manhattan dorm."

"Yea, there's more than enough room." Antonio smirked with confidence. "Where's the closet?"

Ben was unsure why he asked, but pointed him to a tiny closet by the corridor. Opening it, Antonio grinned. "Aight, this'll do. I got dibs on this closet."