Forty-two

"Uh... I guess we got here earlier than Jaehyuk and Lena. At least we have that to thank for my crazy ass driving." Hana said laughing.

Taekyung looked down at his himself pouting. He felt uncomfortable with this "disguise" that his Auntie forced him to wear.

Hana smiled at Taekyung, "How ya liking the outfit, Taetae?"

Taekyung glared at her playfully, "I bet you used the disguise excuse to get me to wear this outfit."

Taekyung wore a red and white jacket and a red and blue bandanna behind his bangs along with blue jeans.

"Duh! That's exactly what I did. The shades would've been fine as a disguise... But look at all the stares you're getting! All the gay boys wanting to tap that ass of yours." Hana said hyping up her nephew.

Before Taekyung could say anything Hana's stomach interrupted with a loud and angry growl.

She laughed nervously, "Ha. Haha! Would it be okay if we went to go get some food and come right back?"

Taekyung smiled happily, "Yes!"

(^o^)

"Ah, I see her. She's right over there sitting outside." Lena pointed to a table outside with a blonde girl sitting alone.

Lena patted Jaehyuk's back, "Have fun! And text me when you need me to pick you up." And with that she walked out of the restaurant.

Jaehyuk looked back over at the girl sitting alone. He put his hand on the back of his neck, "...Can I just... leave?"

Probably not though. He was sure that Lisa had Lena's number so if he ditched the date she would let Lena know.

Jaehyuk took a deep breath and released it annoyed.

Do this for Taekyung. And when I come back home I can kiss his plumpy lips.

A wide smile made its way to Jaehyuk's lips thinking about Taekyung. He giggled, "Fuck it, it's only for a few hours."

He walked up to the table with the girl and pulled out a seat from in front of her.

She looked up from her phone confused, "Oh! Are you Jaehyuk?"

Jaehyuk nodded awkwardly. He got a good look at her face. She was no doubtingly pretty but not even a tenth of Taekyung's beauty.

(^o^)

Taekyung and Hana walked back to the restaurant after getting some Starbucks and fries from McDonalds.

Hana ate that shit like a pig, "It's been so long since I've eaten this crap!"

Taekyung laughed at his Auntie for eating like a crazy person.

"How come you're not drinking your Starbucks?" Hana asked looking at Taekyung's cup that was untouched.

"Oh, sorry. I don't really like Starbucks..." He responded feeling bad because Hana had paid for it.

She handed him her white drink and took his, "Here, let's trade. Try this one you'll probably like this one better, it's sweeter."

Taekyung took a sip of the drink from his straw and widened his eyes in surprise, "It's so good!"

Hana laughed, "It's a vanilla bean frap-"

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Taekyung yelled at the top of his lungs angrily.

People began whispering and staring at him and Hana.

Hana flinched at Taekyung's sudden outburst, "What? What is it?"

Taekyung pointed at Jaehyuk and Leah talking together on their date and laughing.

"That fucking bitch." Hana said backing up her jealous nephew.

Taekyung stared at her enraged, "She's blonde?! Fucking hell! Jaehyuk has a thing for blondes!"

"He does?" Hana said raising her brow.

Taekyung thought for a moment, "Well... I mean, maybe he does. I'm blonde so."

She reached into her purse and brought out and extra pair of shades handing them over to Taekyung, "Put them on, and follow me."

Taekyung stared at Jaehyuk laughing with the girl sadly. He put his shades on and followed Hana with his head hung low.

They went into the restaurant across from where Jaehyuk was having his date. They also sat outside wearing their shades pretending to look at the menu but keeping their eyes on the date.

"I feel so stupid." Taekyung said staring at them.

"Why?" Hana asked staring at the two.

Taekyung clenched his teeth, "Because I'm the one who sent him on the date... and yet here I am, spying on him."

Hana looked away from the date Jaehyuk was on looked at Taekyung. She grabbed his hand, "You're allowed to be jealous, Taekyung. No other couple has to send their boyfriend off on a date with someone else! This is a complicated relationship and an even more unique situation. You're not stupid, you're human."

Taekyung stared at Hana in awe. "You know, you have this thing where you get crazy and then you get really wise."

Hana laughed, "Yeah, I know. I like to throw people off their game."

Taekyung smiled and nodded.

"Uh oh." Hana said looking back at the people they were spying on.

Taekyung stared at Hana with concern, "Whatwhatwhat? What's happening?"

Hana's face turned to worry, "Looks like they're getting along a little too well."

Taekyung looked over at Jaehyuk and the blonde girl laughing so hard together. They looked so happy.

His heart clenched at the sight. It hurt and it felt like he couldn't breathe. "...He's never... laughed with me like that."

"Neither has she."

Taekyung furrowed his eyes and looked at Hana confused. She looked at Taekyung confused too. "I didn't say that."

"I said that." Taekyung flinched startled hearing the voice behind him.

He turned around to see a girl with brown hair and light skin and a cropped blue shirt wearing shades.

She looked like a bitch.

"Who the fuck are you guys and why are you looking at those two on a date?" She asked rudely.

Hana raised her brow at the girl's disrespectful tone. "You better watch your fuckin mouth."

Taekyung looked back at Hana with widened eyes surprised at her ballsy personality.

The girl looked scared and got real quiet. "I-I know the girl over there. On the date with that guy. Leah. She's my girlf- my ex, she's my ex." She looked sad to say the word ex outloud.

Taekyung felt a weight lift off his shoulders. He smiled brightly. "S-So she's lesbian?!"

"She's bi." The girl said.

Aaaaand the weight went right back on Taekyung's shoulders.

Taekyung sighed, "I'm Taekyung. This scary and gucci woman is my Auntie Hana and that boy over there" Taekyung pointed at Jaehyuk, "is my boyfriend, Jaehyuk. I made him go on the date so nobody would suspect us dating."

The girl laughed awkwardly, "That's fucked up, haha. I'm Jenna."

She pulled out the chair next to Taekyung and sat down, "Since we're all spying on the same people, I think it's only fitting that we all sit together."

Taekyung and Hana made eye contact and looked back at Jenna. "Agreed."

Jenna, Hana and Taekyung looked back at Leah and Jaehyuk.

Jenna stared intently at Jaehyuk. "You're boyfriend's hot. I'm starting to get worried."

Taekyung sighed staring at Leah's beauty. "And your ex is really beautiful. I'm jealous."

"Don't call her pretty!" Jenna said looking at Taekyung upset.

"Well then don't compliment my hot ass boyfriend!" Taekyung yelled back at her.

Hana shook her head, "Kids! Look!"

(^o^)

Jaehyuk laughed at Leah's story. "So that's how I knew I was bi." Leah said laughing at herself.

Once Jaehyuk and Leah sat down and began talking, they shared that they both weren't straight and Jaehyuk shared that he had a boyfriend and the reason that he went on the date was to make sure Lena didn't suspect anything of them.

Leah understood and talked about her ex and how her mother pushed her to try dating a boy and how "this time it would be different." Pretty much a load of bullshit.

"Sorry that your mom's trying to turn you straight." Jaehyuk said taking a sip of his coke.

She laughed and sucked her teeth. "Yeah, I know. It's kind of hard to keep things from her. She knows how to look through phones real well." Leah said groaning in annoyance.

"Not for me." Jaehyuk said laughing. "I have a calculator app where you put a password and you put it into the calculator and it shows you hidden photos and stuff like that."

Leah's mouth dropped. "That exists?!!"

Jaehyuk nodded his head laughing. "I have a bunch of pictures of Taekyung on that app. And he'll never know."

Leah laughed and smirked at Jaehyuk, "You're a pervert for your boyfriend huh?"

Jaehyuk laughed and put his hand over his heart. "Aaa yes. Only for him."

"That's so cute." Leah said laughing. She grabbed her phone out of her pocket and went on the app store.

"Could you show me the app? I would really appreciate it!" Leah said handing Jaehyuk her phone hopeful.

Jaehyuk took her phone and began typing the app, "Yeah, of course."

(^o^)

"S-Shes asking him for his number!" Jenna said horrified of the scene playing out in front of her.

Taekyung's heart pounded.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

His heart sank when he saw Jaehyuk grab the phone from her smiling and began typing in something.

All three of them were enraged and pissed off beyond imagination. They all stood up in unison and screamed at the top of their lungs, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

All eyes were on them. Literally. Everyone in the restaurant they were seated at stared at them startled, everyone walking around in that area of the mall stopped and stared at them, and even the people at the restaurant across from them looked over at them.

Jaehyuk and Leah looked over at the three people who were standing and looking directly right back at them.

Leah furrowed her brows confused, "Who are they?"

Jaehyuk didn't recognize the two girls but he instantly knew who the boy was.

Jaehyuk giggled happily and his heart melted seeing his boyfriend, "That's my, wifey!"

He stood up from his seat with the biggest smile and pushed the chair in. He began speed walking right up to them.

Leah stared at the three people but then realized that the girl in blue was Jenna.

She got up angrily and shoved her phone in her pocket, "This bitch."

Hana panicked, "They're coming over here!"

"Follow me!" Jenna shouted speed walking out  of the restaurant.

Taekyung looked behind him and saw that Jaehyuk was literally a few feet away.

Hana screamed for her life, "EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!" She pushed Jenna to the ground, "SACRIFICE!!!!"

She ran so fast in her heels, "Run, run Taetae, run!!!!"

Taekyung was about to help Jenna up but once Jaehyuk started running at full speed chasing Taekyung, he made a run for it.

Jenna looked behind her seeing Leah stomping and running towards her, "Oh shit."

She got up in a hurry and ran faster than Jaehyuk keeping up with Taekyung.

Taekyung's feet were on fire, "We're going to make a sharp turn here, okay? Then we'll run into the Target."

Hana and Jenna looked at Taekyung and nodded.

They made a sharp turn at full speed and both Leah and Jaehyuk fell from their unexpected change of direction.

Taekyung, Jenna and Hana ran into Target panting.

"W-What now?" Jenna said scared.

Taekyung could barely breathe, "U-Uhm."

His attention was suddenly caught by the red carts, "G-Get into a cart!"

Jenna and Hana followed after Taekyung who ran up to the last available cart.

A little girl suddenly hopped on into the cart.

All three of them grabbed onto the cart and realized a little girl was inside. Taekyung pleaded with her, "Hey sweetie! Uhm me and my friends here kind of need this cart, could you please let us have it?"

The girl stuck her tongue out at Taekyung and licked her lollipop, "Go find your own cart you old fart!"

"Hey-" Taekyung was cut off my Hana who went insane on the girl.

"GET OUT OF THIS CART RIGHT NOW! NOW! I'VE BEEN TO JAIL! I'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY THINGS! AND I EAT LITTLE GIRLS LIKE YOU WITH PIGTAILS FOR BREAKFAST!" She screamed at the top of her lungs at the little girl in the cart.

Everyone in the store stared at them but there was no time to worry about that.

Jenna bit her tongue to keep her from laughing. She put on a hard face and stared at the little girl, "It's true. She ate my little sister."

Taekyung stared at Jenna confused and realized what they were doing.

"I'll tell my mommy on you!" The little girl said stomping her foot on the cart.

Hana went livid, "I EAT YOUR MOMMY'S ASS FOR LUNCH YOU LITTLE BITCH! GET OUT OF THE CART UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU! GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!"

The little girl began to tear up and screamed from the top of her lungs for her mommy.

Hana sighed annoyed, "Thats it."

She grabbed the little girl harshly and yeeted the child out of the cart.

The girl fell on her butt and cried harder, "M-MEANIE!"

Hana stuck out her tongue at the girl, "Oh get over it already, you pussy ass bitch."

Everyone in the store gasped at the scene and one they saw security coming they all got ready to make another run for it.

Hana picked up Taekyung and threw him into the cart, "Ow!"

Hana picked up Jenna as well, "You bitch! You pushed me as a sacrifice!" She crammed Jenna into the cart next to Taekyung. "WELL I'M SAVING YOUR ASS NOW, AREN'T I?!"

Hana kicked her heels off and went sprinting full speed while wheeling the cart. They were going literally almost as fast as a car on the freeway.

Hana pushed them out of the door and began running in the area with a bunch of people.

Taekyung looked behind them seeing security, "Security is running after us!"

Jenna popped her head out of the cart to look behind security, "A-And so are Jaehyuk and Leah!!!"

Hana took a deep breath while running and suddenly they were going at the speed of light.

It was terrifying. Taekyung and Jenna screamed for their lives.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Taekyung looked in front of them and his eyes opened wider than they ever have in his life, "OLD LADY, OLD LADY, OLD LADY!!!!!!"

Hana speeded up heading right for the elderly woman, "MOVE GRANNY!"

But when granny didn't move, Hana had no choice but to make a sharp turn that they would hopefully all survive.

"BRACE YOURSELVES!" Hana screamed and turned so hard the wheels screeched so loud.

Taekyung and Jenna went flying out of the cart and Hana fell sideways along with the cart that was sliding on the floor.

The security guards stared at the scene and stoped running. "Damn. RIP."

to be continued...

btw guys if you have strict parents the app i talked about is real. it's called calculator +