Chapter 29

—🕊Yasha Koizumi Kōsei (POVs)

As my dad keep discussing about the class topic, I then looked at this demon right besides me, and I am more more pissed off now.

( I f*cking hate my life.)

This demon right besides me, is smiling while looking at my dad, and she's reaaallllllyyyy listening to his `boorriiinng` discussion.

( Can I just atleast skipped this class.)

" Now can someone tell me what are the four seasons name in our underworld? " my father said (Professor K), and this demon besides me raised her tiny hands while smiling looking at my dad.

( Can this day get even worst? )

" Yes miss little Yurina? " My father said while smiling at her.

" The four seasons is salt, pepper, vinegar and mustard." She said and so I looked at her with my eyes widened.

( Uh... What? )

The whole class then laughs at this demon answers, and she looked at me with her weird expression on her face.

" Why are they laughing at me? My answer was right. " she said and pouted.

( AHAHHAHA, salt, pepper, vinegar and mustard, the four seasons.)

( You got to be kidding me.)

( You're more funnier because of your red cheeks, you almost looked like a burnt tomato or whatever that is.)

" We'll, that's ahm... AHAHAH miss Yurina that was not the answer I was expecting for, but you're very funny. " my dad said and smile at her and so I looked at my dad and glared at him and he just smiled at me too.

" The answer that I was expecting is, Spring, Summer, Fall and winter, follow one another regularly. " Father said and smiled.

" Oh, I thought you meant... The other season." She said and smiled.

" Now, class, this is not related to our class discussions, but when you all really grow up, you will be getting married soon right?  " Father said and so I just rolled my eyes.

" But, If you get married, there will be times you will fight each other and get divorced, we demons has that too, but.. What exactly is the main reason for divorce?  " Father said and the whole class went quiet until this demons just spoke again.

" It's.. Marriage. " She said and my dad looked at her.

" Uh.. We'll,.. Ahm. " my dad then just smiled to her while this demons keeps her face straight, she's not even smiling.

" Why did you take the answer as marriage miss little Yurina? " My father said and the whole class demons looks at her.

" Why would they even get married in the first place if they would just get divorced in the end? It sucks, and as a child, I hate it, that's what I hated the most in this world." she said while not giving any expression, this demon beside me looks so serious.

" At the beginning, they all like a loved bird and even promised to each other like they will grow old together and so on, then when times come they get married, some of them, grow to fight more often, and some husband in couple grow to violence, the main reason of the divorce is lack of commitment, infidelity, and conflict/arguing. Am I right Professor?  " she said

( That's... Kind of.. Long phrase.)

( Why is she so cute with her expressionless face!????? )

( Oh!!!! Kawaiii!!!! )

" We'll, you're quite right about the lack of commitment, infidelity, and conflict/arguing. " Father said and smiled at me.

( Ugh, he always bragged relationships!!! )

( We'll right... I do have a girlfriend that day when this demon right besides me was still not here, and I even introduced her to my dad and my mom.)

( But we broke up because of that mother f*cker Daimon... That  freaking!!! *sshole.)

" Now Student, I have a fun game to all of you, this be just once in a year so please coordinate." Father said and smiled and all the students cheered up.

" Let's starts with Miss Yurina." Father said and smiled

( Ugh...why is he flirting with this pumpheaded pumpkin, you already had a wife!!!!! )

" What game?  " she said and smiled.

" I'm going to give you a word, and you need to fill the blank." father said and smiled.

" Okay, you ready Yasha? " she said and smiled but I didn't looked at her, I'm still so pissed off.

" Now Yurina, fill this blank okay. " Father said while I was just crossing my arms, listening.

" Don't count your chickens— yurina fill the blank. " Father said

" Because they need privacy." she said and smiled, by that I looked at her.

( Huh? \\hakdog\\)

( Don't count your chickens, because they need-.. privacy!???? )

( Okay... What the f*ck was that? )

" Um... Let's go with the next one okay? " Father said and just smiled.

" Don't put all your eggs — Yurina fill the blank again." Father said.

" In there." she said and this time.

( I hate my f*cking mind.)

" What? " My father said

" I'm right. Right?  " She said and smiled.

" Don't put all your eggs... In there? " Father said.

" Yeah! Down there. The one that all boys hiding under their pants, right Yasha? " she said and smiled at me.

( What the f*ck.)

I then looked at my father who was looking at me and was raising his brows.

" I have no idea what she's talking about, I swear. " I said and so I looked at this demon besides me and glared at her but she just smiled.

" You're so dead." Rikichi whispered to me.

( F*ck my life.)

" Okay can anyone fill this blank correctly? " Father said.

" The food will be delicious if— " My father was cut off from his sentence when this demon answered.

" If it's Hotdog." she said and smiled.

( Huh? )

( What's... Hotdog? )

" What do you mean.. By Hotdog miss Yurina?  " father said

( Is Hotdog even a food? )

" There are two color of Hotdog, one is brown and one is red, and there are even sized, it can be small, average and large." she said and smiled to my father.

( Huh? )

( Why do I find this.. Very dirty answer.)

( And what? Brown and red? What the f*ck is that Hotdog! )

" And it's very yummmmyyyy. " she said and smiled.

( So.. She likes Hotdog? )

( What's a f*cking Hotdog!??? )

" How can you say it's delicious, have you eaten it yet? " Rikichi said and the whole student agrees.

" Yeah! You need to cook it first while you eat it, just like eggs. " she said and smiled then look at me.

( Why do you have to looked at me, after you say those kinds of weird things you dummy.)

( It's like I'm the reason behind of that weird stuff you're saying, it's making me feel uncomfortable you pumpheaded demon.)

" And oh.. Professor K, may I have a favor? ". She said and smiles.

" Yes, of course." My father said

" Can Yasha come to my home after school? " she said and so I looked at her.

( Oh my geez!! You little....)

" And why? " My father said but he was looking at me with his eyebrows were almost meeting each other.

( Sh*t, please don't think it that way.)

( You got it all. Wrong.)

" I want to play with him in my room." she said and so I looked at this demon and to my father who was glaring at me and the whole class is looking at me now.

( I f*cking hate my life...)

( You got it all wrong you idiots!!!! )

( It's not like that!!! )

( She's just inviting me to play toys in here room!!! Not something else!!!! )

" Yasha.." My father said and so I looked at this demon who just give me a thumbs up and says.

" There, you can now visit in my papa's home and let's play tea party all the time." she said and she even whisper it in my ears.

( For goodness sake.)

( Now they are thinking of something else!!! )

( They all misunderstood what you meant!!! )

" It's not like it father, she was—. " I said but only to be cut off right before I finished my sentence.

" Goodluck, I'm so proud, papa's proud." My father said and all of the students give me a freaking thumbs up.

( Oh sh*t...)

" You people!!! It's not like that!!!  " I said

" She just invited me to play toys in her room!!!  Tea party!!! Tea party okay!!!  " I said

" Yeah, that's what we were thinking." Rikichi said and so I looked at him and glared.

" I see, I almost misunderstood you my son, anyway, class dismissed, and oh, tomorrow will be no classes ." My father said

" But tomorrow is Thursday. " One of the students said.

" Yes, there are some reasons why, so follow that." My father said and left the room.

As I was about to stood up, someone then just holds my hand and when I looked who was it, it was just this pumpkin, looking at me.

( Geez, you're so cute.)

( If you weren't a cute demon... Man.. I think I already made fun of you.)

( But.. Can't help it... You're so tiny and cute.)

( And that cute red circle on your cheek, is so damn cute!!! )

" You're lucky that you're a cute demon." I said and then carried her in my arms, As we both left the room, Rikichi also follows.