My only skill .

"The only skill I have is being single . Like come on there are so many people on this earth and I am alone , How ? . "

" Your standard . "

"What ?."

"Lower it ."

" Hell no ."

" Then be single ."

" Well its fine , I am already in a relationship anyways . "

" Huh ?."

" With myself and might I say its so toxic , man how do I deal with that shit . I don't even want me sometimes but at others I am like Damn how did I get so fine. "

~A.