Here is Dave, Dave is the most average being on earth he always struck average at everything he was never good but never terrible
his cooking skills were average his work ethic was average even getting up in the morning was average at the middle point between all the people on earth you would think someone would notice these peculiarities but being average is often unnoticed but still he had enough money for his necessities and a bit extra but not enough to move out of his average flat completely average you would say his work was boring as all he did was push buttons and sometimes pushed special buttons his life may be boring but he had enough that was until one peculiar day on this day no body was at work but like the good worker he is he continued his job that was until a truck came crashing out of the wall his last thoughts were
The road is behind me this room faces the forest so where did that come from