chapter 7 what we left behind

{Before the array}

Were finally here the library of the end

Log: hold on I sense something it's the philosophers' stone!!!!

Are you just a treasure detector now?

Log: that is completely false I have other uses you know

Like what

Log: umm I make magic easier

Sure [rolls eyes]

Log: Just get the stone its perfect it will improve your mastery of magic if you get it you can turn anything into a different element fire can become water your magic can change into any element and you can make anything if you know what it's made out of

That sounds great except for the fact I don't know anything

Log: that's where the library of the end is useful it contains all the knowledge in the world

All the knowledge [sarcastically]

Log: Well all the knowledge that benefits people to know

So, all the magical knowledge

Log: and all knowledge on practical things

But we only need magic

Log: don't you want a hobby you could become the best blacksmith in the world or create an ultimate fighting technique

Nah I think I'll just keep it in my mind and use it when I need knowledge

Log: wow I thought the title [airheaded]was annoying but not this bad I mean you could know the secrets of the universe, but you chose not to with that title removing most emotions you have

That's not true it removes all negative emotions

Log: to the system all emotions are bad except a few as they said the system is a robot created by a mysterious person it doesn't have feelings because it would get in the way of the task which is why it removes mast emotions

So, what

Log: wow this is a whole new level of stupid

Who cares let's get the core of the library and the philosophers' stone

[after flashback]

Log: There it is get it!!!

???: no no you can't have the stone till you've passed my deadly trials

What do you mean?

???: it's the trials for the philosophers' stone you'll have to fight monsters for ingredients and create the thing I want and if you don't you die

Log: well that's wonderful

???: now then create a hippopotamus potion

Log: quick get a hippo

Log: you ate the hippo

???: you fail!!!

I'm just going to eat you now

[back outside]

Log: Well that was easy

???: Huh you have destroyed the stone of beginning worry not fellow knights for I shall slay them for I am Lancelot knight of the round table and retainer of king Arthur!!!

Chomp

Log: who was that guy?

I don't know I've never seen him

Log: Huh weird dude he was really confident as well

Welp too bad he's dead

[Artur: god damit Lancelot]

Let's go into the library

Log: we just need to get this over with anyways

I think we should visit mom after

Log: it has been a while since we have seen her, we should visit

But that's for later now we go into the library

[random guard: sir they have gone into the academy merlin won't let them find the paint map

Arthur: let's just hope he can stop them]

[Inside the labyrinth]

This is literally just a maze

Log: yep and now your lost because you didn't take my advice

Hugging the right wall will take ages to find the exit

Log: Well we would get there eventually

Stop gloating and put us back in the start

Log: teleportation away

[Legend of Zelda puzzle completed noise plays]

Log: now hug the right wall

Fine

Log: First right and were here??

This is a terrible maze

Log: you know it

Hey is that merlin

Log: yeah it is him!!

Merlin how are you doing

Merlin: hello you I am the current librarian of the library of the end why are you here Dave or should I call Fenrir now

Hello how have you been

Merlin: since you're the sin of gluttony I assume you're here to eat the library's core and acquire all the knowledge in here but as a part of the library I must stop you

[if you know Undertale then heartbreak starts playing now]

[merlin starts flinging fire at you as reality starts to unfold and gravity shifts to his favor, but you charge at the walls to reveal a living brain]

Merlin: The core!!!

Chomp

[merlin then disappears turning into words as space is collapsing as his last words, he gives you something "hey there's an asshole king out there who forced me into being a librarian here I was too powerful for him he was threatened by me but he wants to protect this map it leads to another country or the real term another realm your collecting pieces for forced evolution aren't you ,go here last as its dangerous when you've finished gathering the nine relics of power the holy grail of god, Yggdrasill's seed of life, the fountain of youth from the lady of the lake, the legendary sword Excalibur contained in the living mountain, Poseidon's heart of the ocean, eyes of nightmares from it the core of the library the philosiphers stone and finally the key to everything all those other things are to strengthen you to fight they the cat that would visit when you were growing he has the key and he knows your coming for it but you can do this I believe in you" but before you can respond he burns and his ashes are spread by the wind in his remains you can see a charm called Asarath]

Log: The realm piece?!?! He had that!!

Be quiet log I need to grieve he was a verry close friend

Log: ill absorb it for you

You do that

[a hand made of mana reaches out and grabs the charm]

The king is the one who forced this right!!

And he knows where Excalibur is right!!!

So, let's go kill him!!

{this is all said in a deep voice}

Log: um sure [scared voice]

Let's go murder a kingdom

[in the next month the entire kingdom of Arthur is a crater full of wild magic later to be named the death zone as any who went in never came out Arthur did tell the location of the sword and said the dwarves took it but that didn't save him from his fate]

Let's go visit the dwarves

{our mc is getting his original personality back but is that really that good}