NotNumber44

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus.
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AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece
Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue
The focus of this story is on comedy! 
However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. 
It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. 
After all, people have different tastes! 
Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. 
You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. 
Or you can just stop reading the story! 
Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. 
For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) 
That's all, please enjoy the story!
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Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Once he opens his stats, Icarus ignores all other stats, and focuses on the only one that matters at the moment — His Health

When he realizes that the attack from earlier that barely touched him

Actually, it did enough damage that more than 90% of his total health disappeared in an instant. And that's taking into account that part of the damage he took was countered by his makeshift armor

Realizing this point, Icarus shivers and curses internally

'Holy shit, so if I wasn't wearing armor when I got hit earlier, that attack it would easily be an instakill!

Come on, what is going on with this world?

First, it was that damn gorilla and now this fucking dog

Why the hell do all monsters have such overpowering attacks?

I want my money back, this game is broken!'

At this point, in the midst of his tantrum, Icarus realizes a frightening fact

Unbridled Savagery