NotNumber44

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus.
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AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece
Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue
The focus of this story is on comedy! 
However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. 
It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. 
After all, people have different tastes! 
Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. 
You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. 
Or you can just stop reading the story! 
Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. 
For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) 
That's all, please enjoy the story!
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Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

How (NOT) Survive in Another World

While ignoring Echidna's scornful look, Icarus crouches near the monster's body

In doing so, Icarus once again sees the deplorable state of the monster's fur

He then shakes his head and says in a sad tone

"It's a shame the monster's fur was completely destroyed. Otherwise, I'm sure it would make a nice armor

And given the stiffness that fur had showed, when that stupid dog was still alive

I bet if I use this fur to make an armor, it would have a much higher defense than what I'm currently wearing"

Despite this, that sadness doesn't last long and as he lets out a resigned sigh, Icarus concludes

"Well, now, it's already happened and there's nothing I can do to change it"

Echidna, who was floating beside him, nods and says

"Yes, you right, it's already happened. Also, don't be sad, you did the right thing!

Remember, between having new armor and not dying. The last option will always be the best choice!"

The Alpha