NotNumber44

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus.
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AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece
Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue
The focus of this story is on comedy! 
However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. 
It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. 
After all, people have different tastes! 
Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. 
You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. 
Or you can just stop reading the story! 
Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. 
For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) 
That's all, please enjoy the story!
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Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Vallery finally finishes dressing Icarus. As soon as he notices this, he opens and closes his right hand a few times, trying to see if the bandage is bothering him in any way. After realizing that there is no problem, he waves to her showing that everything is fine

Seeing this, Vallery is relieved, she then dumps in the trash the gauzes she used to clean his wound, and puts the rest back in the first aid kit

As she does this, Icarus adjusts himself in his chair, sitting in a more comfortable position and continues to share his memories

"As soon as they captured me, I noticed something strange, none of the invaders were happy to see me. In fact, it was just the opposite!

After looking at me for a few moments, they started looking at me with disgust and dissatisfaction, as if I had done something wrong. Something very rude, considering that the people who broke into someone else's house wasn't me, but them.

Kindergarten