NotNumber44

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus.
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AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece
Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue
The focus of this story is on comedy! 
However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. 
It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. 
After all, people have different tastes! 
Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. 
You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. 
Or you can just stop reading the story! 
Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. 
For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) 
That's all, please enjoy the story!
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Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

How (NOT) Survive in Another World

After the goat has its neck twisted backwards by an unknown force, its body immediately slides to the ground lifeless. Before he hits the ground, Icarus, the one responsible for killing the two goats, quickly moves

He takes a big step forward, bends his knees and puts as much strength as he can into his lower body. Icarus then jumps up sending a flying kick towards the chest of the closest goat

Confused by what has just happened to members of his herd, and not being able to see Icarus, the goat is unable to dodge the kick and immediately its body is sent flying backwards, crashing into one of the valley walls, already unconscious as blood runs from its cavities. Icarus' kick destroyed several of the organs of the goat, leaving it on the brink of death

Odd Goats (3)