NotNumber44

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus.
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AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece
Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue
The focus of this story is on comedy! 
However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. 
It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. 
After all, people have different tastes! 
Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. 
You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. 
Or you can just stop reading the story! 
Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. 
For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) 
That's all, please enjoy the story!
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Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Noticing Icarus's sad situation, Echidna starts to laugh, and can't help but use this opportunity to mock him by saying

"Hahaha… You know Icarus, I'm starting to suspect you have some kind of exhibitionist hobby, but you're just too shy to admit it. That's why you use every opportunity you have to get rid of your clothes"

At this comment, Icarus's grimace becomes even worse and he clicks his tongue

"Tsk! If that were really the case, then I really could be called a big pervert. Since not only would I have exhibitionist habits, but I would also be a fucking masochist... Who likes to waste his time making new clothes, only to destroy them sometime later!!!!" As he speaks his tone increases, with him practically shouting this last part

He stops for a second, takes a deep breath calming down, before continuing

Blood Gauntlets (1)