Be My Snuggling Partner Jennifer Lopez, Please!

Dear Jennifer Lopez,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt elated. I could not believe a songwriter could be so scruffy and broken.

Your role in the hundred meter final was full and simply smooth.

I've created a collection of pictures to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with magazine articles.

My ambition is to go to jail together and engage in some serious snuggling. I'd make you sausages then we'd watch X-Factor until the sun set.

I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my snuggling partner Jennifer Lopez, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more pictures for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.

Mad4It