Withering Heights

Welcome to Withering Heights.



Being the smallest town in the whole state, we very much enjoy your stay and your company.



We have an easy to follow schedule that you must take under consideration for as long as you stay in our humble home. If you do not follow the schedule, you will be punished for your disobedient and lacking behavior.



Sunday - Go to church and be happy

Monday - Go to work and be happy

Tuesday - Go to work and be happy

Wednesday - Go to work and be happy

Thursday - Go to work and be happy

Friday - Stay with family and be happy

Saturday - Stay with family and be happy



Remember, Withering Heights is all about being happy, even in the worst of times.



Greet your neighbor with a smile, go to work with a smile, go to church with a smile, play with your family with a smile, and, whatever you do, do not go outside after midnight.



Thank you for respecting our orders and for living here in Withering Heights. We wish you the best!



-Gideon Gloom, Mayor of Withering Heights.