Reinhard is Too OP

Banana and Strawberry.

LeBron James.

The battle had started with Elsa holding her two daggers or whatever and Reinhard just picks up a sword that's been used for decorations here.

Reinhard:

"Look, lady, It's already night and I'm late for my show, I can't have you just messing up the town because you're too poor to buy stuff."

Elsa'

"How intimidating~ My, my, I forgot what I'm supposed to say~ But I guess I'll just say random things so I can have dialogue."

Subaru is just in his first death this is already happening, I guess.

I mean there's alot of things that are happening in the world right now, but I guess this is important or whatever.

Reinhard:

Reinhard van Astrea, The sword saint, and I may have a fetish for lolis.

Elsa:

Elsa, The Bowel Hunter, I like to open up a stomach and just thrust myself inside of them so deep!

Emilia comes in.

"Emilia! The Girl who just arrived at the scene!"

Puck also comes out.

"And, Puck! This is actually the only useful thing i've done all season! Come on, Lia! Let's kick this woman's ass!"

Fight scene.

fuck you I'm too lazy.

Elsa is half naked due to damages she has taken and Reinhard is just there, doesn't even flinch.

Reinhard: Okay, Lady. You lost, go home.

Elsa: No.

Elsa dashes to Reinhard about to strike him in the stomach but Subaru comes in with a big stick to block the attack but the stick is pretty much useless but Reinhard managed to go around and kick Elsa out of the broken and destroyed house.

Homerun!

Emilia runs to Subaru.

"Subaru! Are you okay?"

Subaru looks at her, her cool waifu is not hurt, only a bit. But it doesn't matter she's alive! He's alive! and everything is okay!

"Satella!"

He screams out to Emilia.

"P-please don't call me that."

He once again screams out.

"You owe me a reward!"

Emilia of course knows and nods.

"What is it that you want, weed? The PS5?

Sex?"

Subaru points to her.

"Your Name- Wait Sex?"

Emilia:

"Too late, I'm Emilia. Not Satella. Nice to meet you."

Subaru stomps on the floor and holds his head.

"Aw fucking god damn it!!"