The So-Called 'A Bit of Gain'

- M Nation, 5th Division - 

Satan (Little Joker) just finished an operation and was laying on the bed with an IV drip attached to his arm. The Minister of Defence sent away all the medical staff before he pulled the curtains over the window and sat by his bed. He didn't sound very friendly, "I heard your mission failed."

Satan raised his eyelids, glanced at him, and said, "You should really ask about our injuries instead."

The minister: "Sorry, I only care about the mission I gave you guys, the one where you were to steal their information. Where's the information?" 

Satan: "Our intelligence on them was wrong, so the mission failed. We didn't get the information you wanted, we didn't even get into their base, not to mention retrieving anything, before we were stopped by the Dragon Division."