Tim the Anime Man

Tim was a normal anime boy in a normal anime world. He didn't have parents growing up and his uncle was named Peter Elizabeth-Dixie Oswald, and he drove around a big white van with his initials on it. That's a usual anime backstory, now for the fun part. Dramatic entrance! Tim was a powerful, high ranking adventurer in his hometown. Just kidding, he actually sucked, anyways he was wandering around his hometown of Dinkelburg and always enjoyed going around looking at the weapon and armor shops for the adventurers. Today, however, was a bit different. His favorite armor shop had a different cashier. He usually spent about 3 hours a day talking to the cashier and trying to swindle them out of some "cheap armor" (Tim is really bad at this). He usually walked in and out of the store every time the cashier said no, but because this guy was different he was sad. Enter epic quest! Tim asked what happened and when he learned the old cashier, Richard Cranium, was fired he set out to learn what happened. So he checked his stats like usual and found this.

Stats

Health: 69/69

Mana: 42.0/42.0

Strength: 1.5

Speed: 2

Dexterity: 30 (I think this had something to do with his uncle, he doesn't talk much about him though)

Intelligence: 0

Skills: None. Zip. Zero. Zilch. (Or however you spell it)

Level: 1

Exp: 0/100

He said, "F$CK" and set out.