ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY EIGHT (Bless)

"thank you for the insult but l will have you know that l am not a helpless romantic, l know my limits" l have a sudden urge to defend my character against my sister who just wont let bygones be bygones. Where does she get the nerve to disrespect me in my own home, when l am being kind enough to let her stay here in the mean time. I could have easily thrown her on the streets but l had to be the bigger person like l always am

"wow, you cant even take a compliment. I didn't know that the character you were playing was some kind of pathetic loser but whatever. If you want to take it there let's go. You know better than anyone else that l am the best at insults, why would  l chose such a lowly insult, please put some respect on my name" she says pridefully, as if insulting people is something to be praised

"Don't forget that you are in my house, using my resources"