BabyWooch

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
I never liked that nursery rhyme, a crooked man felt to unreal. A man can’t physically b crooked and alive. Little did I know nursery rhymes are more real then fiction.

The crooked Man

I just want to give a huge shoutout to Addicted_To_Izuocha over on Wattpad. She is an amazing person who helped me with writing, she made the cover, and story boarding. Like I said she is an amazing person and I cannot stress that enough. Oh and follow her @psychotic_weirdo on Instagram.


Also disclaimer, this book is not for the faint of heart. There will be *puts on reading glasses* Blood, murder, yandere, cursing, possible sex, weird and creepy poems, a very unrealistic view of Japan, a chad who is named chado, and random reference. If any of that disinterested you in this book that is fine, go read solo level or something IDK man I just work here.


Anyways, let's begin with this shit show! Doop doop!


Before we begin-