Walking Chick Magnet

"Mom! You got lost!" I really tried, but i laughed a bit.

This kid is really saying that his mother got lost. We saw his mom at the front of the ship searching for her lost son. "You little brat, you were the one who got lost! Haven't i told you to hold my hand so you wont get lost."

"Oh, is that so? I'll be with Albrecht then, i'm gonna play!" The kid left his mom again.

I just shook my head, that kid is really a pain. I pity his mom.

"Thank you for returning my son, he is really an energetic kid and often wanders by himself. I also apologize for bothering you." She said.

"It's fine, the kid really didn't bother me at all. In fact, he was very fun to be with. Such a brilliant kid."

The mother smiled at me for praising her son. It's a really effective talk with parents. "So are you a passenger or a..."

"I'm one of the crew here. I'll be going back to work now." Excusing myself, i went back to my post and continued my job.

While doing my job, i caught sight of the man i was targeting. He was with a lot of rich people and doing fancy talk. Tch, to think that i was having a conversation with a man like him and thought that he was kind.

Sometimes these devils wears a halo and white feathered wings, they can really deceive you.

I finally get to have a break when my substitute came, we all work alternately here. After working for about three to four hours, that is when you get replace and the cycle repeats.

Dylan and i decided to stick and have lunch together. Workers get to eat at their quarters and they also say lunch is free. But it's actually not since our pay will get reduced.

"After lunch, what do you plan to do?" Dylan started to talk.

I shrugged my shoulders. "Don't know, i'll probably sleep so i can do a better job later."

He gave me this annoyed look. "Sleep? Are an old man? I expected better of you!"

"Hm? Then what do you intend to do?" I don't really want to waste much energy. I find this job very tiring since i kept cleaning other people's dirt and shit for four hours straight.

"They say were not allowed to go at the top deck if it wasn't our shift yet, but they didn't restricted us from wandering at the lower deck."

"So?..."

"Let's get a few drinks!" Then he had this smug look in his face. "And a few ladies!" Oh.

"I see, what a virgin." I teased.

Dylan looked shocked, embarassed, and stupid at the same time. He wasn't expecting me to spill himself. "Am not! Y-You are so... damn it!" Then he turned red.

"Pfft. You always looked so thirsty for women, and also, it makes you look more like a pervert so no one would ever try a guy like you."

"Damn it! Damn, damn, damn! What about you!? You girly looking boy! Don't tell me you already had sex with girls?!"

Then it was my turn to give him a smug look. "You think i'm still a virgin with all those girls trying to get in bed with me?" I licked my hands, remembering some of the times i was using my hands on some women. "I pity you."

"Aaaaack! My life is so unfair! How come a guy like you gets to have a lot of women!?"

"There, there fellah. Just let me accompany you then, let's go get some drinks."

So we did get some few drinks, and i end up trying to cheer him up. He got depressed just because he was still a virgin. Maybe i shouldn't have bragged to him earlier, he gets so easily depressed.

Ah, this guy is so hard to deal with.

After a few drinks, Dylan went back first at our quarters. When my last shot was finished, some pretty girl suddenly clinged to me. I can tell that she was drunk because she reek of booze. "Hey there cutie *hick*, i had my eye on you for a while."

I tried to get her off me. "Uhm, sorry, but i'm just an employee here on a break. I'm not a passenger."

"Really? But i don't mind." Then she came closer and whispered to my ear. "I think i want you."

Damn horny woman.

"Don't regret me." I smirked.

"AH~ a-ah... ahh... f-faster."

"Aaaaahhh..."

"P-Please do it faster, uhhh..."

I was already yawning being so bored of this. Her moans sounds so stupid, and she doesn't really turns me on. I already wasted quarter hour on this bitch with my two fingers, and i think she just won't get tired.

Then she suddenly stopped and looked at me. She leaned on my chest, still looking horny. "So, are you gonna put it in me now?"

I rolled my eyes and pushed her off. "You... aren't my type. Sorry."

"WHAT!?"

"I said you're not my type, and i just don't put my dick in some random stranger. But i hope you had a fun time. So if you'll excuse me." And as i was leaving, i heard her cursing me and calling me impotent.

As if i'd ever be impotent.

I quietly laughed on such a joke.