Ash get everywhere

I shift my stance and look out at the horde arrayed in front of me and look down at the war hammer in my hand and shrug, dropping the hammer and draw my swords and loosen my shoulders, looking around for and escape route I see I am completely surrounded heaving out a loud sigh I begin channelling my magic throughout my whole body I turn in the direction of the volcano and move.

With a crack of thunder I hit the front lines of the horde and begin my personal sword form which I call the coming storm, lashing out with my blades in a twisting motion like a cyclone, one after another scorched bursts in to clouds of ash, the roar of hundreds of feet closing on my location I get more and more scratches, I take a hit in the side of my face and I stumble but it costs the humanoid scorched its life but the burning sensation keeps building and I have to stifle a scream as is seems my whole body is on fire, a thunderous roar rings out and I lash out in a circle with my lightning to give myself some space and I look up, my stomach drops as I see a wing of wyverns brake free of the clouds and I blurt out.

"as a Witcher once said, Fuck!"

The wyverns dive towards me with their maws open wide and fire begins flowing from their mouths, I leap to dodge the flames and one catches me in its mouth and begins biting down I scream as it punchers my body and I drop one of my swords, twisting as much as I can I pull the dagger from my boot and jam the blade in to its eye and with a poof it turns to ash and I begin falling, unfurling my wings I twist but another swoops by and claws my shoulder making me drop my other sword, swearing like a sailor I look down at the hopeful faces of the horde as I plummet like a stone, I shout as im falling.

"im starting to hate falling!"

I see I large wyvern turn to snatch me out of the sky I make one big push with my wings and call out it pain as it moves my wounded shoulder but its enough to alter my fall so I skim the top of its head, I lash out with my free hand and grab on to one of its horns stopping my fall and now I'm riding a wyvern I throw the dagger I have in my hand a dust a wyvern now with both and free I grab on to the other horn and position my body so it looks like I'm riding one of those motorbikes the humans like so much, except I'm standing on it neck instead of sitting, with a grunt I pull on the left horn and the wyvern banks to the left, laughing like a lunatic I begin moving the beast like im in a dogfight, once I get the hang of controlling the wyvern I start sending out arks for lightning I blasts killing off whatever gets in front of me, before to long the skies are relatively clear or things that want to eat me and I head towards the volcano at max speed looking down on the wyvern I speak.

"you know if you weren't a scorched, I would try to take you back with me"

The volcano begins taking out my entire vision as we get closer, I look around and begin to relax slightly which costs me as one last wyvern crashes in to us turning my ride in the offending wyvern in to smoke and I begin falling again, I try to spread my wings but the pain is too much and I slam in to the side of the volcano like a meteor, a plume of ash and dust covers me from head to toe and I cough out dust and grip on to my waist as pain racks my body and I groan, looking up I see I am close to the summit of the blasted volcano, slowly getting to my feet I begin stumbling my way to the top, complaining the whole way there about ash and how it gets everywhere, cresting the peak I see a milkie portal and I let out a sigh, as I begin moving to the portal and a potential bath a slashing noise comes from the lava lake to my side I turn my head to see and a gigantic strikewyrm beaches the suffice of the lake, I look at it with my mouth hanging open like a fish out of water, as its eyes settle on me I scream out at the top of my lungs even though it causes me pain.

"OH, FOR FUCK SAKE! I JUST WANT A BATH!"