Deez nuts
What are Deez Nuts Jokes?
"Deez Nuts" in the direct sense refers to a gentlemans crown jewels. Now the various viral "Deez Nuts jokes" stem from a prank call made by Welvin Harris, aka Welven Da Great. He calls up and his dad and asks "did something come in the mail today?" and then when his dad asks "what", he replies "deez nuts" referring to his danglers before bursting out in laughter.
Deez Nuts Jokes
Excuse me but do you like Wendys?
- Yes why?
Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.
Excuse me but do you Boffa?
- Boffa? I don't think so?
Boffa deez nuts!
Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
- Dee who?
Deez nuts!
Excuse me but do you like pudding?
- Yes, of course.
Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
Have you seen the film Bofa?
-Bofa? Who is in it?
Bofa deez nuts.
Have you met my friend Phillip?
- Phillip who?
Phillip on deez nuts.
Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd's?
-Sure thanks
To see deez nutz.
Hey there, what kind of music do you like?
- Oh, I like Green Day, Eminem, you know that type of stuff.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
-Yeah sure.
Imagine dragging deez nuts over your head.
-Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
-Dee who?
Deez nuts.
I think you should be a goblin this halloween.
- A goblin? Why is that?
Goblin deez nuts
Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
Expos deez nuts!
OR
Yank on deez nuts!
Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?
Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
You: Dee was asking after you the other day.
Person: who is Dee?
You: Deez Nuts!
Do you like Vanessa Paradis?
-Yeah sure
How about a pair of deez nuts.
Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D's.
Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez nuts!
"I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some fermented succondese"
"fermented succondese?"
"yes, Fermented succondese nuts"