H.A.P.P.Y

I stared at the text for a few minutes in horror. The profile picture was blank. The username was: The_real_prince_charming, hinting at the fact that it was a guy, most probably.

I knew, I should have just ignored the text or blocked the number or something, but, my curiosity and the need to show this cocky dude his right place got the best out of me.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Stop, dude. Who tf are you?

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

?

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow, people are soooooooo creative these days.

The_real_prince_charming

Ikr?!

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Why am I even surprised?

That username already hinted at your creativity.

Kudos to your originality, dude.

The_real_prince_charming

Well, what can I say, I was born original.

Chloe_awesome_scott

FYI, it was sarcasm, Mr. original

The_real_prince_charming

Welp! I am offended.

That username is no joke. It is original.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

I have seen at least five hundred profiles claiming they are 'prince_charming'

The_real_prince_charming

Correction, sweetheart: I am the 'real' prince_charming

Chloe_awesome_scott

Sureeeeeeee

Whatever floats your boat.

And, don't you dare call me 'sweetheart' again.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, sweetheart?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Stop!

You don't know me and I don't know you.

The_real_prince_charming

Oh, but, I do know you.

You are the narcissist-est kid of this century.

Chloe_awesome_scott

First, don't call me kid.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, kid?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Second, let me finish first, grandpa.

The_real_prince_charming

You didn't have to go for 'grandpa', sweetheart.

There is an even better option, if you know what I mean

Chloe_awesome_scott

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Of course, mommy, nice try.

The_real_prince_charming

Damn it!

Chloe_awesome_scott

Third, stop interrupting me. Try your luck somewhere else.

I am not going to give you what you are looking for, 'mommy'

Now, back to the topic.

Narcissist-est is no word.

The_real_prince_charming

But, that's the only word in my dictionary that can apply to the ego of Chloe 'awesome' scott

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU ARE THE ONE TO SAY MR. PRINCE_CHARMING.

The_real_prince_charming

CORRECTION, SWEETS: REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP GIVING ME NICKNAMES AND STOP COPYING ME.

The_real_prince_charming

BUT, I NEVER COPIED YOU!

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?

The_real_prince_charming

WHY CAN'T I? YOU DON'T HAVE A COPYRIGHT OVER CAPS.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, whatever you say, you annoying son of a biscuit.

The_real_prince_charming

That's right, love. I am son of a biscuit, and I am very delicious-

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! Stop right there!

Wtf is wrong with you?!

The_real_prince_charming

You should have asked that to yourself before sending me a text at a creepy hour.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, it was my fault!

H.A.P.P.Y?

The_real_prince_charming

A man can never be H.A.P.P.Y sweetheart.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Seriously?!

Now, wtf is that supposed to mean?

The_real_prince_charming

Didn't they ever teach you the full form of H.A.P.P.Y.

Having A -?

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! STOP! I don't wanna know your dirty full forms.

The_real_prince_charming

Having A Pregnancy per year

Chloe_awesome_scott

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I am scarred for life now.

I will never be able to think of 'happy' in the same way.

All thanks to you.

Thank you for making me forever sad.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, you are most welcome, sweetheart.

And, aw, don't be sad.

I will make you hap-

Chloe_awesome_scott

CUT IT OUT, DUDE!

AND, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.

I ONLY SENT THE TEXT BECAUSE I WAS DARED TO.

I AM NOT EVEN A LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE HIDING.

The_real_prince_charming

DARE? HMM...INTERESTING.

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP COPYING ME!

The_real_prince_charming

I AM NOT!

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHATEVER.

It was NOT nice knowing you, hope we never talk again.

The_real_prince_charming

Wait, sweetheart, are you dying?

Why are you saying your goodbyes already?

Chloe_awesome_scott

I TOLD YOU I AM NOT INTERESTED.

SO, BYE!

The_real_prince_charming

SO, YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING THIS WEREWOLF, MATE?

Chloe_awesome_sccott

...

....

WTF IS THIS AGAIN?

WEREWOLF AND MATE, REALLY?!

WOW! CREATIVITY AT ITS PEAK.

The_real_prince_charming

WELL WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DARED TO ASK ME THAT.

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, I AM HIDING SOMETHING BIG.

YOU ARE LUCKY I TOLD YOU, MATE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

I AM NOT YOUR MATE!

The_real_prince_charming

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chloe_awesome_scott

WTF?! I TAKE THAT BACK!

I AM NOT ANYTHING!

I AM A HUMAN WHO LOVES ANIMALS!

BYE, MR. SELF-PROCLAIMED REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING.

The_real_prince_charming

OH, NOT SO EASILY, MATE.

NOT BEFORE YOU TELL ME WHO DARED YOU.

Well, I was not about to tell him that. Not before I talked to them myself first.