'How many times do I have to tell this woman to lock her door when night falls, for goodness sake human beings weren't really the nicest'
After opening the door I and Seker walked into the house and yup as you've now guessed, that's how we found ourselves in the situation we were presently in.
Immediately after we walked into the living room, a thrown spear -which was apparently going for me- came out of nowhere but Seker being the lovable male he was jumped right in front of me, moved me aside and took the...., in normal terms we would use the word bullet, but in this case I would say he took the spear for me.
Romantic isn't it? Well no it most definitely wasn't, it was a bloody life and death situation we found ourselves in, more for me actually given that Seker was luckily a god. Fuckin lucky bastard I tell you.