Open Up! | Ch.5
#general
6:05 AM
Mother: Health Check Day!
Father: @BlondeMenace
BlondeMenace: Let me sleep, fuck off.
Mother: You feeling okay?
BlondeMenace: I think I am sick so let me sleep.
Mother: I will check on you later, @IronMan
IronMan: I am feeling great!
Mother: @RipOffPokemon
RipOffPokemon: Here and doing fine.
Father: @MyLittlePony
MyLittlePony: Hey hey! Feelin' good! Hbu?
Father: Good
Mother: Great !
Father: @BabyEater
Mother: @BabyEater
Father:@BabyEater
Father:@BabyEater
Mother: @BabyEater @BabyEater
Father: @BabyEater @BabyEater @BabyEater
BabyEater: Sorry! I just woke up! ╥﹏╥
BlondeMenace: Better hurry and get ready Shrub.
BabyEater: I will curse you and your future children.
BlondeMenace: Jesus christ
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Izuku woke up that morning and remembered his mother. His phone was vibrating but he was to lazy to check it. After a few more vibrations from his phone he checked it. He smiled at their behavior, he kind of wishes they were in his class.
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#general
12:01
BabyEater: Did you hear that snap? That's my sanity.
BlondeMenace: You okay? What happened?
BabyEater: Bakuwhore being a baby ass bitch because I exist
BlondeMenace: What did that ass do?
BabyEater: I bump into someone and he fucking says "Can't even see properly? What a disappointment, dumbass deku" And his friends fucking ignore the blatant insult, like what?
BlondeMenace: Murder is not a necessity it's a question.
BabyEater: And the answer is yes.
Father: I will help you burry the body.
Mother: My uncle runs a funeral service. Driving one of those cars with a body in it won't be sus.
BabyEater: Lemme get my plans for murder notebook.
BlondeMenace: The nickname "BabyEater" suits you
BabyEater: Thanks ٩( ᐛ )و
//Monoma to Izuku\\
12:10
Monoma: Are you alright after what he said?
Izuku: Honestly, not really. Most of it doesn't bother me but I honestly can't stand being called disappointment, it triggers bad memories.
Monoma: Well you should, you aren't a disappointment at all. All of class 1-B would help you hide a body, and you are strong, brave, and honestly a wonderful person that no one in their right mind can hate
Izuku: I am sobbing stfu
Monoma: I am happy you are able to open up to me, without issue.
Izuku: You are lucky I am not in public rn because I am literally crying.
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The nice words Monoma said caused Izuku to start crying. He slid down the wall of the bathroom wiping his eyes. The crying made no noise, he was a silent crier.
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#general
4:01 AM
BlondeMenace: What would it take for you to hack 1-C's gc
BabyEater: I am payed in favors. Though, you have done enough for me so it's free this time.
BlondeMenace: I overheard one of them having one and now I'm curious.
BabyEater: 5 Minutes at most.
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#general-1-C
4:05 AM
-KeeperOfSad Dropped in-
-CopyGuy Landed-
-CopyGuy changes KeeperOfSad to BabyEater-
-BabyEater changes CopyGuy to BlondeMenace-
Sleeped: Who is u?
BabyEater: That guy that flipped you in the Sports Festival
BlondeMenace: The guy who antagonizes 1-A
Sleeped: How tf did you get here?
BabyEater: A favor was called in.
Sleeped: You say that like that explains things.
BlondeMenace: I like this guy, he sees past your baby facade.
BabyEater: He doesn't see past shit, I hide nothing.
Sleeped: So why are you here though?
BlondeMenace: You are a cool guy so I had Izuku here hack me in.
BabyEater: I agree, cool guy, cool quirk, good for heroics.
Sleeped: I- Wha- Why don't you hold a grudge against me? Or call my quirk villainous
BabyEater: Because I am not ignorant and I like all quirks, I just like yours and Monoma's the best.
Sleeped: I mean okay but how did you even get in this server?
BabyEater: I hacked my way in, while emotionally stable.
Sleeped: Ookay then, then I guess welcome to 1-C gc
Sleeped: There are only 5 of us bcz the rest all suck
Dented: Heyo
Thiccy: Sup
Hentai: Hi there
KilledRIP: Fuck off and sleep
BabyEater: Hello there 1-C
BlondeMenace: Sleep Izu. Please. We don't need a repeat of last time.
Sleeped: What happened last time
BabyEater: Time doesn't exist, the coffee said so
Sleeped: Alright bed time for all of us.