Bossing the boss like a boss

(A/N Notes: Rhyming a rhyme like a rhyme)

Red was doing his final preparations for his boss fight, against the secret boss of the tournament event, Luparious I

"Alright, everything is set"

He closed his inventory screen and turned to face Luparious I, and slowly walked towards him, only stopping when Luparious I started talking

"You must be a mad man for facing me after seeing my previous fight"

"He didn't know what he was going against, but I do"

"Bold words for a human" *Battle pose*

"May the best one win" *Battle station*

They both took on a battle pose, Luparious I with his magical staff and Red with his bow, and he also put an epic battle music to raise the tension

[3... 2... 1... Begin]

And at the announcement of the start of the battle, the two immediately jumped into action, Luparious I prepared his spell, while Red differently from what everyone thought, he stored his bow and dashed forward directly towards the boss

"!"

Luparious I, AI was somewhat thrown off due to the great difference in speed between Xxx_Blackknight69_xxX and Red Null and was unable to react properly (A/N Notes: Peak player names)

Using the opportunity, Red threw his Tomahawk towards the boss, who dodged it. Red already predicting that had already withdrawn his ax from his quick inventory, and used his short dash skill, immediately getting into close-quarters range, and made a heavy downward swing at Luparious I, who was unable to dodge was forced to take the damage head-on

"Gah!"

"..."

The boss lost a considerable amount of health, and Red was already going for a follow-up attack

"!"

"Che!"

But the boss was able to dodge it and made a counter-attack with low damage, but high fire rate magical attacks, forcing Red to run to evade from taking damage as he retrieved his Tomahawk like Thör, and took out his bow once again

"Time for my counterattack now!"

Red stopped running and made a geo construct in the direction of the boss, blocking his attack, Luparious I kept shooting at the construct, expecting Red to go back on running from either the left or the right side of the construct. But then...

"Surprise!"

Red came out of his hiding, by jumping on his geo construct and then jumping again even higher as he fully drew his bow and invoke five talismans, then he shot all of them at the same time

"!" *Jumps back to dodge the attack*

Luparious I, AI had some knowledge of the infamous explosive arrows and talismans of Red, because the devs made sure to put that in his memory, for a possible fight against him. And that knowledge paid off since he had really shot one of his infamous explosive arrows, but both Luaprious I and the devs forgot that Red wasn't someone to always use the same strategy. And so from the smoke of the explosion, the talismans came out at high speed directly towards the boss

"!?"

Those talismans, were as Red dubbed them, little steel seeker papers of death. In a more technical way, those talismans contained three magical properties, Steel, Tracking, and Speed up, the first gave them the same damage output of a basic steel arrow, the other guaranteed those talismans to reach the target no matter what, something the devs didn't notice until now, and the last one made those talismans as fast as a charged arrow shot, which was quite fast

*dodges to the side* "Gah!"

In his dodge, he managed to evade three out of the five talismans, with the remaining two hitting him on the leg, taking a few life points. Then the remaining three made a wide turn and once again were coming towards him, knowing he could be hit again, he changed from dodging, and went on blocking, he created a magical earth shield, made for sustaining physical attacks, and it worked, the talismans hit the magical shield and fell to the ground

"don't forget about me!"

"!?"

Red who had been using his glider and wind magic to keep himself afloat, kept following the boss until he stopped moving, and when that moment arrived, he made his next move, Red shouted that as he fell, and Luparious I noticing that tried to resist the attack, but the attack Red made was a plunging guard break attack. He successfully broke the boss shield and even damaged him with the excess damage, but due to the rather long recovery animation, Luparious I was able to gain some distance

"I'm not over just yet!"

"What?"

Then something small came out from the smoke in a diagonal arc, and the boss noticed it was an attack so he tried to block with his staff, and on the moment the object touched the staff

*Tlink*

"! *Grin* Disarm!"

The object coiled around the staff, the object had a circular format and a string attached to it. Yes, it was the joke weapon yoyo, and with that joke weapon, Red disarmed Luparious I staff. And as the yoyo made another arc, Red could be seen from within the smoke, swinging the yoyo with his left hand as he made a throwing motion with his right hand, and three objects came flying out of the smoke at high speed directly towards Luparious I

"Gueh!!!"

And he was hit directly by the three talismans and was stunned, then the yoyo came back this time with blades coming out of it and this time it hit the boss himself

"Restrain!"

And with Red's input the yoyo coiled around Luparious I neck, and Red swung him on the ground, after half a circle, Red swung the boss above him and crashed him on the ground, and made another half circle in the opposite direction, followed by another upward swung, but this time when the boss was right above him, he pulled the boss down right towards himself. Red then made a backflip and made a low turn as he aimed his bow towards the boss

"Gattling quickdraw!"

And he began firing countless arrows at the boss, and when the boss was close to hitting the ground. Red dashed towards him and made high-speed acrobatic moves and finalized with a forward flying kick, sending the boss rolling on the ground at high speed, as each of the arrows explosive talisman set off one at the same time

"Heh! EZ!"

But then, he noticed something strange... The boss health bar stopped lowering at one-tenth of his max bar

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

And a pressure wave blow any smoke away and revealed Luparious I on his final form already, as he floated above the ground shining

"This is your end! RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

And the boss released all forms of magical projectiles in random directions all at an unbelievable speed. Red managed to shoot one more arrow, but it didn't work

"Blyat! A special mechanic final form!? The devs weren't kidding with this boss, eh."

Then in the brief time frame, he had to think, and look around, he noticed a few and sparse blue magic spheres that didn't look like any kind of existing attack. And he managed to guess what was the special mechanic

"A magical counter mechanic, huh? I didn't think my secret tool would come in handy this early"

And when his brief moment ended, he made a perfectly blocked one of the magic projectiles coming towards him with his AM-SP, short for Anti-magic spiked pavise, on his right hand, and he started his mad dash towards one of the blue magical spheres, and when he got close to one, the sphere began to fly towards him at high speed, and at the worst possible timing, because there was another projectile coming for him from his right

*Block the magical projectile with his pavise* "! Shi-"

And when the blue sphere was about to hit him, he used his hidden magic trick, eletro teleport, he teleported to his left, and the sphere changed course to follow him

"Heh! Easier for me now"

He retrieved his spiked pavise and swapped it for his secret tool. And the viewers in the grandstand could only gasp in disbelief and shout

"A FREAKING BASEBALL BAT!?!?!?"

Yes, Red was now holding a metal baseball bat, or as to how he called it, The metal bat. Red took a batter instance as the blue sphere came right towards him

"This one..."

And when the blue sphere was about to hit him, he hit the blue sphere with his metal bat, and the blue sphere was refusing to go in the opposite direction

"THIS! ONE! WILL! BE! A HOME RUNNNNNN!!!"

But since his strength stat was pretty buffed, he managed to throw back the blue sphere towards Luparious I final form. And when the sphere hit him

"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

He fell to the ground and lost his shine. He was now stunned and he knelt on the floor, right when most of Red's offensive ultimate were fully charged, which made him grin

"Now parry this you filthy casual! Special Solo combo wombo! F! P! S! KILLER!!!"

Red then aimed his bow at the boss

"Rasega!!!"

And he shot an arrow imbued in wind magic that sucked anything that moved into it, trapping Luparious I mid-air

"Duel Time!"

And he activated all the explosive talismans, that looked like cards from a certain card game anime, he could at a time and immediately shot them at his opponent, together with an AoE icicle attack, followed by a meteor from his new geo magic, and after the Iframe was done, he made a mad lad dash towards the boss before the attacks could connect, and used his equally new eletro ultimate move with his war-scythe, and when the attacks connected, the frames started to quickly drop down, so much that the server started lagging so much that it even froze for a few seconds

*Slash*

And the boss exploded when he finished his ultimate combo, right as he threw his war scythe up to store it away

[Prey slain]

[Winner is red Null]

"It gives you wings"

And with that, he defeated the boss with no damage taken

(A/N Notes: Aw shit, here we go again)