How to taste Red

This book is for the ones who can't taste.

Red is a color. Red is a feeling. Red is a sight to marvel at. Red is a taste that will ignite your mouth. Red is hot. Red is spicy. Red is caliente. Red has the ability to make a 40-year-old man run like a tiny baby through the house looking for milk. Red can transform the strongest of gods into the weakest of mortals. While surfing the barbarian world of the internet, I came across a very interesting sentence, "Red will always taste like strawberries." I laughed at this. I found it amusing. Yet, I understood. I felt the taste of a strawberry in my mouth and saw the color of red in my eyes. I tasted the sweetness. I tasted Red. What I didn't tell you yet, is that Red is more than just spicy. Red is vibrant and juicy. Red is sugary. Red is simply a burst of unappealingly delightful flavor.