Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Looking at the treasure chests that were strewed all over the ground, Ling Pingan scratched his head and contacted the Nightmare Legend's official. "Why don't you guys introduce the one-click pick-up function?"

There were so many chests from the monsters. If he were to pick them up one by one, it would take a long time for him to finish picking them up.

If he could activate the one-click pick-up and one-click sales function...

A moment later, he received an official reply from nightmare legend: "Dear player, we have received your opinion. Thank you for your suggestion. Wish you a happy game!"

Ling Pingan could tell at a glance.

The standard official language was almost the same as saying: "your opinion is good, but we will not change it!"

That was basically how the stupid game official acts.

WAAAGH!