Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Pingan watched the fat boy in his school uniform slowly walk into the distance with the help of the monster next to him, the terrifying and deformed father of plague. Finally, they disappeared in a burst of brilliant light.

Ling Pingan scratched his head. Both of his brains were shaking as if he had triggered a scene.

"I, Brother What knocked out two little bean sprouts in the front!" The left brain said proudly.

"I, Brother Hell knocked out two little bean sprouts from the back!" The right brain said arrogantly.

Then, the two heads roared in unison, "WAAAGH!"

"WAAAGH!" The little green skins jumped to Ling Pingsn's side and began to sing and dance.

"Brother What is cruel and cunning!"

"Brother Hell is cunning and cruel!"

"They worked together to chase away the Great Devil who tried to steal our Warhammer 40K!"

"Brother What and Brother Hell are going to lead us. WAAAGH!"

The Green Skins had Broad Imagination (1)