Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

After dinner, Ling Pingan was bored as he watched the news.

"The cabinet spokesman said at the press conference later this afternoon that the federal people and the Nanyang people have a firm friendship and long-term close relationship!"

"The central cabinet will do its best to provide assistance and support to the people affected by the disaster in the Nanyang Region!"

One could tell from this tone that the cabinet meeting this morning did not approve the motion to immediately send troops to assist in the disaster relief.

Otherwise, it would not be just verbal news.

Ling Pingan shook his head and turned off the television.

These national affairs were too far away from him, so he did not want to care about them. He only wanted to grumble about them.

"The Gonghe party's members are all stingy!" said Ling Pingan.

In contrast, the ones in the Datong party were all prodigals!

The Terrifying Ling Pingan