Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Pingan sat at the counter, munching on the steamed dumplings.

The voice of a well-dressed old man came from the television in front of him.

"The current Federal Empire has reached a critical moment..."

"In society, the rules are often lax. Many young people don't even read books and classics anymore..."

The old man was heartbroken, and his expression was one of disappointment.

Opposite him, a man in a formal suit and tie chuckled and said, "What Mr. Zhang said is wrong!"

"Confucius once said, 'If you can one day renovate yourself, do so from day to day and let there be daily renovation.'"

"The book of poems says, 'Although Zhou was an ancient state, it had a reform mission!'"

"Of course, the tradition is good... but young people have their thoughts..."

"Wasn't you very trendy too when you were young, Mr. Zhang?"

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