Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

"Are you trying to show off?" Qin Keqing thought.

She immediately rejected this possibility.

The reason was simple: If the other party used this method to show off to her, then it was considered showing off to the royal family.

A smart person wouldn't do such a thing!

Therefore, Qin Keqing raised her head and asked carefully, "Young Master Ling, your tea is really special!"

In response, the person chuckled. "It's delicious, right?"

"This is a gift from a... Um... friend of mine!"

"She said that it's a local specialty of her family. Whenever she sees that I like it, she would bring me some from time to time..."

Qin Keqing's eyes widened when she heard that.

"A friend... Do I have friends too? Was that some sort of threat? No!"

Because the tone of a threat wasn't like this.

If you wanted to threaten someone, you had to at least be sarcastic.

Confusion