Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Ping'an was having a headache.

The main thing was that there were two women in front of him.

One woman was already very troublesome.

Moreover, one of them was a blind date!

Therefore, he felt a headache coming on!

"Two Ladies..." he thought about it and decided that he had to stand up to resolve the current awkwardness.

After all, he was a man, so he had to be responsible.

"Can we not stay here..." He looked at the pairs of eyes that were looking at them.

Vaguely, he heard someone saying, "The heavens are really blind" and "It's actually a competition between two phoenixes".

There were even people sighing, "Women nowadays really worship money. The morals of the world are declining, the morals of the world are declining! I'm going to vote for the Gonghe party this year!"

This made Ling Ping'an's balls hurt a little when he heard this.

Fortunately, these two ladies were quite reasonable.

What Kind of Trick Is This?