Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Ping'an was visiting the exhibition hall of the 100-Year War Memorial Hall.

In front of him was a huge metal sculpture.

The sculpture depicted the scene of a tribe pulling cows and ploughing the fields of the Northern Zhou dynasty.

The raw materials for this sculpture were refined from the remains of cannons that had been destroyed on both sides of the Northern Zhou and Southern Zhou battlefields.

Moreover, they were made from the remnants of the famous battles.

One battle would pick out a piece of debris.

Piece by piece, this metal sculpture that weighed tens of tons was forged.

The blood of millions of people was mixed in it.

"This sculpture was designed by Emperor Gaozong..."

"It symbolizes the vigor of forging a sword into a plow!"

Happiness of Ignorance and Stupidity