Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

On the spiritual Mount Fangcun, there was a cave called Tristar Crescent Cave.

Very few people knew about this place.

Those who knew might not be able to find it.

This was the holy place, which was also the oldest place for Buddha to cultivate!

A Daoist sat on a futon with his eyes closed, lost in thought.

The spiritual tree in his hand was flowing with all kinds of colors.

Lotuses were blooming in the blessed land under his seat.

Suddenly, the Daoist opened his eyes with infinite mercy.

"Chaos of Karma, a distinguished guest is coming!" He smiled and called the boy over before he instructed, "Go to the Bodhi tree and pick forty-nine Bodhi flowers. Then go to the merit pool and get three liters of innate nirvana divine water. Use my six pure bamboo to make a pot of good tea!"

The boy was shocked and asked, "Master, what kind of distinguished guests are they? Why do you take them so seriously?"

Gemini (3)