Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Hongjun reached out his hand and grabbed a gourd vine that looked extremely green.

Once he blew on it, the gourd vine immediately grew.

In an instant, the vine covered the entire courtyard.

As a colorful flower bud bloomed and withered, a small gourd was formed.

Hongjun then lowered his head and praised, "Goodness be true!"

With a light tap of the bamboo cane in his hand, a pool of clear blue water sprinkled towards the gourd.

The small gourd immediately shook.

Only then did Hongjun look at Ling Ping'an and said, "This vine is left behind by the innate spiritual root on Mount Buzhou..."

"This penniless priest obtained it and nourished it properly, making its interior call itself a small world. It mimics the aura of the beginning of the primordial chaos and is best used to nourish the body!"

The Destruction of Gatling Bodhisattva (1)