Twin Tricks

Kid's p.o.v.

Noire was muttering something over where she was when Spirit poked his head out to tell us that everything was ready. What's she muttering about? That kiss maybe? Or is it because I cuddled with Teddy? Maybe he smells like me now.... Hah! I hope she dreams about me tonight! In her face, she can't avoid me! That kiss was actually not that bad though. I only made a big show to mess with her. Too bad she didn't like it.

"Hey Kid, what's wrong? You're staring at Noire." Liz crawled over to me.

"Oh nothing, I was just thinking." I got to my feet and walked in to the kitchen to get a bag of popcorn and a drink. I should have asked Noire if she wanted me to bring her back one too.

"Hey Kid! As payment for the damn kiss, bring me back some popcorn! Ok? You made Teddy smell like you damn it!" Noire said from the living room.

"Sure thing cupcake!" I brought her what I had in my hands then went back to the kitchen for a new bag of popcorn and drink. She better be happy I did that for her!

"Stop calling me cupcake if you aren't even going to enjoy the fact that you won my first kiss! Poor Teddy...."

"Yeahhhhhh okay." I went back with what I got when suddenly Fade stuck her feet up in the air blocking me.

"Hand it over." She held out her hands and I smirked giving her my popcorn and drink. "Thank you!" I turned around and went back into the kitchen.

"Back so soon again?" Spirit asked me.

"The think I am their butler or something."

"YAHOOO! HEY KID GET ME SOME TOO WHILE YOUR IN THERE."

"Damn right you are our servant Kid! Especially mine!" Noire shouted from her little spot on the floor.

"HELL NO BLACK STAR I AM NOT GETTING YOU ANY." I yelled to him and went back to the living room seeing him trying to get some from Fade and I narrowed my eyes. "DAMN IT. HERE." I handed him my bag of popcorn and drink then turned to Patti and Liz. "Let me guess, you guys want some too?" They nodded and I went back to the kitchen and put their bags of popcorn and drinks onto a tray and brought it to them and went back into the kitchen. "One more bag and drink Spirit."

"Coming right up." He handed it over to me and I looked at Maka, Soul, and Tsubaki. Tsubaki was the only one without a drink and popcorn so I handed her the bag and drink smirking.

"Here you go pretty lady, Saved the best for last." I watched as she blushed and took it from me and I went back into the kitchen. DAMN I AM TO NICE. I got my bag and drink then went and sat in front of the t.v. on the couch and kicked my feet up onto the coffee table relaxing. When in the hell did Soul and Maka get their food and drinks? Spirit and Stein came in as the movie started and Stein cut the lights off for everyone as they sat with me on the couch.

"I'm going to sleep now. Fade, make sure Stein doesn't do anything please? I would hate to wake up with stitches. Kid, don't do anything to me either." Noire shut her eyes and went to sleep. Guess she doesn't like scary movies. We watched our scary movies and after about four of them I went to sleep in the floor on my pallet. Through the whole movies Spirit and Stein kept serving the popcorn and drinks.

Fade's p.o.v

I woke up in Noire's arms and sat up looking around, we were the only ones still in the living room. Noire stayed asleep as I got to my feet and went into the kitchen seeing everyone making breakfast. "Hey sleepy head." Tsubaki said as she handed me a biscuit and I started to munch on it.

"WHOA. This is really great! Who cooked this?" I asked as I looked around the room and all fingers pointed at Stein. "Hey Stein, you are a really good cook!" I smiled and he turned towards me and gave me thumbs up.

"Thank you Fade. School starts in a few hours so make sure you have a great morning, what better way for me to give you guys one then too cook the breakfast!" He laughed. "Can't wait to teach you and Noire! This could be kind of fun." He threw me another biscuit and I took it into the living room and nudged Noire with my foot.

"Wake up sleepy head, Stein is making breakfast and it is pretty good. Wake up your the last one asleep. We have school today lazy bones. Don't make me wake you up with my scream music." I chuckled and sat down by her poking her cheek and seen her glance at me out of one eye before turning over.

"Five more minutes ok? I'm still tired...."

"Okay, well I am going to go take a shower your ass better be up and dancing when I come back down here."

"Whatever you say Fade. I won't be dancing though. It's too early in the morning for that kind of behavior from me." I laughed and nodded as I went upstairs and took my shower, when I got out I remembered something...

"SHIT I FORGOT TO DO LAUNDRY!" I groaned and leaned my head against my bathroom mirror. "How am I supposed to go to school without my favorite coat on?" I looked up at my image in the mirror and then got an idea as I smirked. "Of course." I went over to my closet and put on my normal outfit of the day. Black skinny jeans and a yellow shirt. I dried my hair off and combed it then out on my combat boots and walked out my room going downstairs to the kitchen and looked around seeing Kid and walked over to his and smirked. "Hey Kid. I was wondering if you would follow me upstairs I have to tell you something really important.

"What? Sure!" He followed me upstairs and I pointed at a statue.

"This guy seems a few inches off to me."

"AHHHHHH PERFECT SYMMATRY IS RUINED. RUINED!" He fainted and I stole his jacket and put it on then took out his sun glasses from in it sticking them on my head and went back to my bedroom grabbing my headphones and Mp3 player and went downstairs to Noire.

"Hey Noire. GET UP." I poked her cheek after bending over her and smirked as I seen her eyes move around and then she glanced up at me. All at once she backed up from me and her eyes widened. She put her fingers in front of her making a cross.

"Stay the hell away from me Kid! I mean it! I still haven't forgiven you for that kiss and Teddy! STAY AWAY FROM ME! Shit! You touched me again! I shouldn't have brushed off what Fade told me to do! Not if it meant I had to deal with you! Stein! Get this bastard away from me!"

"Noire calm down, I am not Kid I just stole his jacket, look." I unzipped the jacket and it became clear that I am in fact not Kid. "See!" I zipped my jacket back up. "Look I need you to get ready for school now. I don't want to end up late to school." I looked up the stairs. "Oh yeah... That reminds me." I looked down at Noire and put a finger over my mouth. "This is our little secret, ok?" I took the glasses off and winked at her before putting them over my eyes and went upstairs to tie and shove Kid into a closet for the day.

"Fade! I'm so glad to see you right now! I really thought you were Kid after I woke up from that nightmare! Ok, I'm gonna go get ready before Stein gives us a remedial lesson." She ran past me to her room and slammed the door. I went back downstairs and went into the kitchen and looked around at everyone. Ok Fade...deep voice like Kid.

"Hey. Hand me a plate." I went over to Spirit as he handed me one and I fixed myself a plate to eat.

"OH MY GOD FADE, I KNOW THAT IS YOU I CAN TELL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BETTER LOOKING ASS THEN KID DOES. YAHOO!" I turned around and threw a kitchen knife at him.

"You stare at Fade?!? You really are a pervert!" Black Star laughed at me.

"Fine! If you insist on being Kid, who am I to say no? What really is being perverted is kissing Noire then snuggling up to her childhood teddy bear. Thaaat isn't perverted at all is it?" He smirked at me.

"I am going to kick your ass then put you in the trash can!" I hissed and went over to him and grabbed him by the ear and bent him over the table.

"I'm baaack!" Noire sung as she came into the kitchen and gave me a big hug. "I finally woke up too! I don't know why I acted that way! You are sooooo cute!" Maka's mouth dropped as she looked at Noire hugging me.

"She just called Kid cute and gave him a hug...."

"Ahh, hey pretty lady. If you don't mind backing off I would like to finish kicking Star Black over here." Her face went from adorable to evil in two seconds.

"That's my job." She grabbed Black Star and dragged him outside and locked him in the dumpster. "Alright, where were we?" She went back to being adorable and gave me another hug.

"Sweet girl I am guessing my kisses are having affect on you huh?" I hid my face so she couldn't hit me.

"Maybe I hugged the wrong one. Only Kid would joke about that.... No, it can't be him though.... I thought I was right.... You aren't Kid right?" She looked confused at me.

"I don't know what you are talking about, Kid who? Of course I am a kid."

"Death the Kid who has a diary which is at the top of my closet right now."

"I...I...Don't have a diary!" I ran upstairs and went to Noire's bedroom. I will totally take and read Kid's diary.

"Stay out of my room! It's my private space! Noooo! Out! Shit that really was Kid wasn't it? Maka, was that him or was it my Fade?" I heard her shouting from the kitchen. I took the diary and hid it in Kid's room for later and went back downstairs and out the front door.

"SEE YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL!"

Noire's p.o.v

I sat down holding my head. "Was that her or Kid? Only one way to find out...." I stood up and went upstairs and opened all the closets. Finally I found one of the twins tied up and dragged that one out.

"Alright, which one are you?" I untied the twin and sat down across from him.

"Kid obviously. Does it look like I have boobs?" He pulled up his shirt showing off his abs and flat chest. I shielded my vision.

"You are such a pervert." I smacked him and stood up.

"I am not a pervert unlike some people. Anyways, WHERE IS SHE?" I grabbed the rope and looked at Kid. Should I put him back where I found him?

"Hey Kid. I was wondering if you wanted me to put you back. I think whoever put you there had a good reason, and I'm starting to get one...."

"Don't you dare think about. Fade didn't have a- where the hell is my jacket!" I looked at the bathroom then at Kid. I have a great idea! Such a dirty mouth on him. I kissed that too! Oh well, guess I need to do something about it.

"Kid, come here for a moment ok? I need to show you something, and no, I'm not going to kiss you at all." I smirked at him.

"What do you want...a- wait a minute you pervert why are we going into the bathroom?" I picked up the bar of soap off of the counter and turned around.

"How am I a pervert?!? You are the pervert for thinking that way!" I shoved the bar of soap in his mouth and retied him back up. He spit it out when I had completed the task.

"Why are you tying me up? Are you planning something evil with my sister?" I looked at him surprised.

"No, I've been hugging her all morning since she told me she wasn't you. Towards the end I wondered if I had gotten you two mixed up again because she joked about that kiss asking me if I wanted another, so I sought you out to prove to myself that Fade was messing with me. She's my meister, so no, I'm not going to do anything to her. You on the other hand are going back in the closet probably."

"Well I would like you to untie me. I don't want to miss you two's first time in Stein's class."

"Yeah right. You would beat her up again if I let you go." I sat down on the edge of the bathtub and looked at him.

"Why would I beat her up? All she wanted was my jacket, don't you think she went a little too extreme she could have just asked me." I laughed.

"Some people think she is you. I know I had my moments this morning. Maka freaked out when I hugged Fade. She probably thought Fade was you."

"Me? Then won't they wonder about where she is since she is me?"

"What? You wanna pretend to be Fade? You need me for that." I gave him a serious look.

"Who said I want to be her, there can be two of me around school this could get interesting..." I busted out laughing.

"Everyone will think we are dating when I hang around Fade and hug her like I always do! You don't have your trademark jacket that helps mark you as you Kid, so people will easily believe you are my meister and wonder why I'm seem to be hanging around the imposter." I giggled at him.

"Well actually I have another jacket and with me wearing it and she wearing the other one there will be no way they could tell us apart!"

"Aaaand then, everyone thinks we are dating when I ha- No, I might get you and Fade mixed up and hang around you instead of the real one. Do you really want people to think we are dating Kid?"

"it is easy. I will hang out with you and Fade for the day just to make everyone confused. Only you will tell us apart, remember that my stripes are not on the same side as Fade's."

"Black Star can tell by your asses." I gave him the straightest look I could manage. "He's in the dumpster right now."

"THAT PERVERT! I AM GOING TO KILL HIM UNTIE ME SO I CAN FINISH HIM OFF!" I hid my face as I giggled at Kid's attempts to get loose.

"Ha! Apologize first!" I stuck my tongue out at him.

"FINE! I AM SO SORRY NOIRE NOW LET ME GO SO I CAN KICK HIS ASS!"

"What a potty mouth...." I smirked as I grabbed the soap again.

"NOOOO NOT THE SOAP!"

"Then throw it out and stop buying it for my mouth. You aren't supposed to eat it." I studied the teeth marks in it. "Kid, your teeth are getting slightly crooked. You should stop sucking your thumbs."

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW I SUCK MY THUMBS?" I grabbed the nasty type of nail polish that teaches people not to suck their thumbs. I grabbed Kid's hand and started painting all of them with it. "DAMN YOU DON'T DO THAT!" I smiled up at him.

"This is a favor Kid. Your teeth will get asymmetrical if this continues."

"Look it is ok. Thank you for the favor now let me go." I put down his hands and started to blow dry them.

"It needs to finish drying first Kid. Don't you know anything about nail polish?"

"No. I don't paint my nails..."

"All done Kid! I hope you lick them in your sleep or something." I put up the hair dryer and sat down across from him.

"Ok. Now will you untie me?"

"All you had to do was ask Kid." I grabbed the knot that kept his hands together and started there.

"Thank you Noire you really are sweet." I beamed up at him.

"Thanks Kid! My morning just got brighter!" I finished untying him and stood up.

"Thank you again. Now to settle a few scores." I looked up at him confused.

"Huh? Do you mean Black Star? You need the key to the dumpster first, and I have it."

"Okay, hand it over so I can kick his ass into the fountain. He needs a bath." I picked up the bar of soap and shoved it into his mouth.

"You have a very terrible vocabulary Kid. Anyways, you have to win it from me first!" I winked at him and ran out of the bathroom towards the stairs.

"Why can't you just hand it over to me?'" He whined as he chased me.

"Because I want to kick his ass! If you do it, how am I supposed to?" I ran down the stairs and stood at the bottom as Kid stopped at the top for a second.

"You know what, go ahead and kick his ass. I will catch up to him later." He went to his bedroom.

"YAY! I get to do it first! Your ass is mine Black Star!" I ran out to the back and heard Black Star still shouting. "I'm gonna let you out now!" I unlocked the dumpster and lifted the lid.

"YAH- Wha...Why do you have that crazy look on your face?" I smiled at him sweetly.

"Kid is going to kick your ass at school, but I get to here."

"NOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY ASS NOIRE YOU PERVERT!" Immediately disgusted, I grabbed his collar and punched him in the face.

"Say that again perv."

"YOU ARE A PERVERT."

"I am not! Damn, you are pesky! At least I didn't have to kiss you! Ugh, poor Fade! I'm gonna throw you in Kid's room. You disgust me." I started to drag him into the house and up the stairs to Kid's room where he was looking around. "You can have this pig."

Kid's p.o.v

I smirked evilly at Black Star as he was thrown into my bedroom and the door shut behind him. I went over to him and picked him up and dragged him over to the window. "Black Star, I have decided I will deal with you later at school. Now get out of my house buddy." I threw him out the window then took a quick shower for school and put on the exact same outfit Fade has on and went outside and got on my skate board and took off going to school. If Fade wants to play a game then I am perfectly fine with it. When I arrived at school I went up the stairs and Tsubaki ran over to me.

"Hey Kid what took you so long? I thought you left for school hours ago, you should have been here by now. It is good you have arrived though." She blushed and walked up the stairs with me.

"So Fade is not here either?" I asked.

"Nope. I have not seen her since she ate that biscuit this morning." Where is she? I looked around and turned to glance over my shoulder. If she has not arrived here then where did she go this morning? What a crappy job as a babysitter you are doing Spirit. I chuckled.

"Don't get to worried over her, okay?" I started to sweat as I sat down on the stairs. WHERE DID SHE GO...THINK KID THINK. Your little sister is missing. Hopefully she will turn up soon.

"Hey Fade!" Someone hugged me from behind. "Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you this morning!" I glanced over my shoulder to see who is behind me. "So Fade, want to go to class together before we get in trouble?" Noire asked smiling as she hugged me. No...what am I supposed to do, act cool.

"I uh, thought I told you that her stripes is on the other side smart one." Noire shrieked and fell to the ground and started to crawl away towards the school.

"I knew this would happen.... I can't believe I hugged Kid. Only Fade is supposed to get my hugs like that..."

"I don't know where Fade is, maybe you should run off and find her. I am sure she is somewhere in the academy." I wiped off the sweat dripping down my face.

"I-I'll go do that befo- Kid, what if she fainted somewhere because today is her first day getting past the stairs. I saw that the school was symmetrical, so it makes since if she did. I don't want to mistake you for Fade again either. Why don't we just look together that way I can keep an eye on you?"

"What? Look together? Sorry I have to go do something..." I got to my feet and ran down the stairs.

"SCHOOLS THE OTHER WAY JACKASS!" Noire shouted at me as she stood up.

"RIGHT I KNOW THAT!" I shouted back as I got onto my skateboard and took off in a hurry, if I don't find her soon I will be in deep trouble.