Pool Party

Noire's p.o.v.

"Kid calm down! Nothing happened that you should get upset over." Black Star stepped closer to Kid. "Earth to Kid!" Black Star took ahold of Kid's shoulders and shook him gently. "Dude calm down."

"OH MY GOSH! I NEVER NOTICED HOW BRAVE or dumb YOU ARE." I gasped. There goes a cool guy. I'll make sure to make a letter before I die that it needs to be on his grave. I took a step over to Kid slowly. Am I in trouble....

"Don't touch me!" Kid started to pull away from Black Star but he was quickly pulled into a hug, a bone crushing hug. "BLACK STAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kid squirmed around in Black Stars arms before he was thrown over Black Stars shoulders and carried over to the door before he Black Star looked at me.

"Open sesame?" I looked at Kid.

"Uuuuuuh.....ok." I stood up quickly and unlocked the door. "DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FLIRT TONIGHT?" I asked jokingly. "Give you two lovebirds some space?"

"I am just taking him upstairs and knocking him out with drugs and then coming back down, how does that make us love birds?"

"That completely gay hug." I giggled.

"Noire tell mr. gay to let me go!" Kid squirmed around.

"No way! Your still dangerous to my girl and your girl so you need to take a nap. Gosh your like a toddler."

"A TODDLER?!?"

"Yes, Kid. A toddler." I giggled as I said it.

"DAMN IT BLACK STAR IF YOU WASNT STRONGER I WOULD-"

"But your not stronger than me so come on toddler."

"Hey, I can help out a little." I volunteered to save us as well.

"Okay, get the doors for me, then call Fade home because she took the car with the drugs in it."

"Uhhhhhh NEW PLAN. I'll play self sacrifice because she doesn't have her phone. I threw it remember?" I felt something terrible in the pit of my stomach. You're going to die.... A little voice in the back of my head sung. NO I'M NOT! SHUSH.

"Okay, new plan. We handcuff him to his bed for now."

"It will make it worse. Trust me. Then I might die when he calms down anyways." I grimaced thinking about what Death By Kid would look like.

"Kid, if Noire kisses you will you calm down?"

"I DIDN'T VOLUNTEER THAT!" I gasped and backed up a little. Kid poked his head up to look at me.

"Sure." He smirked but his eyes were still black.

"Ok." Black Star sat Kid down and held his wrist then they turned to look at me. "Noire, kiss him. I bet it will calm him down."

"I-if and ONLY IF you promise that you will stop him if he tries to hurt me." I took a step towards them.

"Your Fade's Noire. I wont let anything happen to you."

"Ok..." I walked up to Kid cautiously and leaned up giving him a quick kiss. He kissed back and wrapped his arms around me then picked me up.

"Noire!" He hid his face against my neck after the kiss.

"AHHHHHH! HE'S GOT ME!" I squirmed and looked around wildly. "TELL FADE I LOVE HER!"

"Okay, I will tell Fade I love her." Black Star walked out the room.

"HEY GET BACK HERE! WHAT THE HELL?!? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME! BLACK STAR! IF I DIE TELL FADE THE NOIRE LOVES HER! THEN TELL HER NOIRE DIED BY KID AND IT IS BLACK STAR'S FAULT!"

"I am on a mission right now though, I can't accept that mission, FADE I AM COMING FOR YOU!"

"LIIIIIIZ! HELP!" I screamed.

"Oh look you guys the guest are here, Kid stop throwing a fit it's embarrassing." Liz said walking in.

"OH MY GOSH IT'S MY RESCUER!" I sighed in relief.

"What is she rescuing you from?" Kid let me go. "Am I really embarrassing?"

"Oh nothing but the blacked out beast of legends." I backed up a bit.

"I think so, yes." Liz gave Kid a Chinese sack. "There you go." Kid brightened up and looked at me.

"Yay! Let's eat." He went into the kitchen and sat down at the counter untying the sack.

"Kid, you're scary." I followed him into the kitchen and sat down.

"Thank you- where is Fade?"

"Do you remember your black out? I threw her out the window to save her life."

"I don't really see or hear anything under a black out, it's like multiple personality disorder."

"Oh.... Well, I threw Fade out the window, you screamed at me...., Black Star might be gay for you, aaaaaaaand we almost handcuffed you to the bed, but you and Black Star made me kiss you." I explained.

"I thought he liked Fade." Kid looked confused.

"Well, right now she looks like you. She's symmetrical because I was trying to pass her off as you to save her from Black Star which ended with us kissing to try to prove she was you which failed when they overheard a conversation and I told them I might die in 24 hours and that became a fight which is when you showed up."

"Oh, I think I know why I blacked out now." He laughed then stopped. "YOU KISSED MY SISTER?"

"WHAAAAAT? I said that? When did I say that?"

"Just a minute ago."

"Uuuuuuuuuh.....DID I REALLY?" I smiled innocently at him. "I THINK I MEANT TO SAY FADE KISSED BLACK STAR."

"Liar." He handed me a plate then took one out. "I think you should tell me the truth,"

"Ok." I said quietly. "Soul and Black Star wanted prove that Fade was you so they asked a few questions and then told Fade to kiss me. Ummmm, Black Star was trying to find Fade so he could trap her in his bedroom again or punish her for leaving it or something like that. But anyways, yeah, we had to kiss for a second....I AM NOT CHEATING ON YOU." I looked up at him quickly after I said that.

"I never said you are." Kid smirked and then started eating. "So you come after me and now your going after my sister?" Kid laughed. "You are so strange."

"I am not! I'm not a lesbian! AND DURING THAT KISS I MADE MYSELF IMAGINE I WAS BEING KISSED BY YOU SO HAH!" I took a bite.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Liz yelled and then music started to play all through out the house, speakers were in every room hooked up to stereo in a living room.

"OH MY GOSH I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT." I shouted over the music to Kid.

"That's what Liz wants! This party is  going past midnight so have fun!" He kissed my cheek and then got up going to the fridge and got out some sugar water- I mean tea. OH MY GOSH! HE'S GOING TO GET HIGH ON MY SUGAR WATER! I stood up and walked over to him.

"DON'T DRINK IT KID! IT'S GOT THREE CUPS OF SUGAR IN IT!" I took it from him.

"Hey! Give it back or I will just eat candy all night and drink monsters."

"FINE GET HIGH ON SUGAR!" I gave it back to him. "AND IF YOU DO GET HIGH ON SUGAR....I DON'T THINK....MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO TO BED BEFORE YOU DO GET HIGH ON SUGAR. WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN?!?"

"I'm back!" Fade stormed in with a case of monster in her hand and her phone.

"YAY YOU FOUND IT! I'M GOING TO BED!" I walked past her and ran upstairs quickly before anyone else could see me. Then I ran back downstairs and went up to Kid stealing all his keys while he was chugging down a monster and took off running upstairs going to the top floor where no one would venture and went into Kid's room locking it with the only key to it and laid down on his bed going to sleep.

Fade's p.o.v.

"WOOHOOO!" I yelled and then went to where all the main action was happening. "WHO WANT'S TO GO SWIMMING?!?" People raised their hands. "FOLLOW ME!" I lead them outside and to the swimming pool taking off Kid's jacket and shoes before jumping in with others. When I surfaced I heard someone.

"YAHOO!" I paled, he's right behind me. I turned around to see Black Star about to jump in and I gasped swimming away.

"AHHHH! CRAZY GUY ON THE LOOSE!" I made it to the steps and climbed out before I was pushed back in by a familiar looking guy.

"I hope you aren't talking about me Fade." Thomas smirked.

"THOMAS?!? YOU MADE IT!" I went back to the steps after I had surfaced once again. "Gonna let me out this time?"

"Nope." He picked me up and threw me back in the pool. When I surfaced I looked over to Thomas.

"DAMN IT! LET ME OUT!"

"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS SWEETIE!" Thomas shouted to me from the pool edge.

"Fine, stay there." I swam under and didn't surface for a bit as I sat down at the bottom and in seconds I felt someone grab me and pull me to the surface, when I surfaced with the moron I seen Black Star. "AHHHHH! IT'S A SHARK!"

"SHARK? WHERE?" Soul looked around wildly while smirking from the edge of the pool. How funny....he looks like a shark himself with that teeth. Then he fell to his knees laughing. "OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT JOKE."

"THEIR EVERYWHERE! THOMAS HELP ME!"

"NO CAN DO SWEETIE! I'M BUSY.....FIGHTING YOUR BROTHER OFF." Thomas pushed Kid into the pool with his jacket still on.

"OH NO! YOUR SO DEAD! KID DONT LIKE WATER! Kid!" I swam under and pulled him to the surface and pushed him out of the pool.

"AH! I'M WET!" Kid freaked out and ran off inside.

"Aha! Got you." I was pulled backwards into two strong arms and a rock hard chest. "I GOT HER EVERYONE!"

"THROW HER OFF THE DIVING BOARD!" Someone shouted.

"YAHOO! Let's do it Thomas!" My feet was grabbed out from under me and I seen Thomas.

"WHAT?!? NO!" I panicked. The both started to carry me over to the diving board. "NOOOO!" They sat me down on the diving board and made me literally walk the plank as the backed me over to the edge and pushed me in.

"WE ARE THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING. WE JUST SIT AND LIE AROUND, AND IF YOU ASK US TO DO ANYTHING, WE'LL JUST TELL YOU, WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!" Thomas sung. The crowd started singing with him and they completed the rest of the song together. Thomas cheered and jumped in after me.

"Ah!" I giggled and swam away from Thomas and laughed so hard water got down the wrong pipe and I started to choke.

"OH MY GOSH A SHINIGAMI IS CHOKING IT'S THE APOCALYPSE. EVERYONE HIDE THE CHILDREN!" Thomas shouted and came over to me pulling me out of the water and onto the sidewalk by the pool. "DO SHINIGAMI'S HAVE ONE OR TWO HEARTS? I KNOW DOCTOR WHO HAS TWO HEARTS BUT ARE SHINIGAMIS LIKE THAT TOO?" Thomas asked the crowd that was going into a panic.

"OH MY GOSH SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR! CALL DR. STEIN! LORD DEATH IS EVEN BETTER! NO! SOMEONE FIND KID! NO ADULTS ARE ALLOWED! WHERE IS DEATH THE KID! HE NEEDS TO GIVE CPR TO HIS SISTER!" Some retard in the pool shouted.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME KID?!? YOUR PRETTY BRIGHT!" Black Star shouted.

"DAVE!"

"OK DAVE! THANKS FOR THE ADVICE BUT THE BOYFRIEND HAS GOT THIS!" Black Star pushed Thomas out of the way. My eyes widened and I held my hands out. "OH WAIT YOU WANNA PLAY CHARADES? OK!" Black Star sat back. Soul showed up.

"NO IDIOT SHE'S DYING. SOMEONE FIND NOIRE AND MAKE HER GIVE HER CPR. Oh wait....she went to bed. GO ON BLACK STAR! OR I'LL DO IT!" Soul shouted. I reached out towards Black Star, but Thomas shoved him into the pool.

"OH HELL NO! I'M GIVING CPR." Thomas came up to me. "Now.... How do you do CPR again?" Liz karate kicked Thomas in the face which sent him flying into the pool, and Tsubaki punched Soul in the face and threw him into the pool while Maka the bookworm sat down next to me and started trying to perform CPR without having to put her lips on me.

"NO YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER AIR!" Liz shouted. "HERE LET ME HELP." Liz got down next to me and started doing the mouth part for Maka. I coughed up the water quickly and sat up gasping for air. Once I caught my breath I fell back and held my head.

"Thank you!"

"Hey, bookworms can be cool. I studied CPR when I was 12 in a book." Maka smiled. Liz ran off to go wash her mouth.

"AHHHHHH! I GOT FADE COOTIES!" Liz shouted running off quickly. I stood up remembering something and went over to the pool putting my hands on my hips.

"YOU BOYS ALMOST KILLED ME! I WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW IF IT WASNT FOR MAKA AND LIZ." I walked off going inside shaking from the experience I just had and went up to my bedroom to change into something dry. When I walked into my bedroom I seen two couples making out on my bed. "WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" I went over to them and pulled them out of my room by the ears before I closed the door and went over to my bathroom grabbing a towel. I pulled off my shirt first as I looked into the mirror seeing my face pale. I heard my bedroom door open.

"FADE I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"

"YEAH FORGIVE ME TO!" My eyes widened as I heard Thomas and Black Star come in and shut the door behind them. They walked in and then widened their eyes before I had time to react. "I am so sorry!" Thomas confessed and shielded his eyes and Black Star kept looking as I covered up.

"YOU PERVERTS!" I narrowed my eyes.

"I shielded my eyes at least!"

"YOU ARE SO HOT AND SO MINE." Black Star picked me up and put me on my bed.

"BLACK STAR I WANTED TO DRY OFF FIRST!"

"Let's dry off together....or maybe..." he chuckled. "WANNA TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME?"

"THOMAS GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" I widened my eyes.

"Why? Maybe I could join as well." My ears!

"YEAH A THREESOME." Black Star smirked. "OH WAIT.....That means I have to share... GET THE  HELL OUT OF HERE!" Black Star stood up and pushed Thomas out of the room and slammed the door then turned to me.

"You get out to." I stood up quickly.

"OH COME ON! PWEASE?" He got down on his knees. "You won't regret a shower with me."

"I don't think we should take a shower together..."

"NOIRE! FADE IS BEING MEAN!" Black Star stood up and went through my bathroom to her room then came back with the weirdest look on his face. "Is Noire like a cat or something?"

"What?"

"Well, she's not in there so maybe she went off on her own to die like a cat or something."

"NOIRE!" I dropped the towl and ran out the room not thinking straight.

"PUT ON A SHIRT! ONLY I GET TO SEE THAT PRETTY AWESOME VIEW!" Black Star slipped a shirt over my head.

"NOIRE!" I panicked and ran around looking for her. "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NOIRE!?!"

"Nope!" Dave shouted. "Whose Noire again.... OH YOUR WEAPON... NO! WE THOUGHT SHE WENT TO BED."

Kid's p.o.v.

I laid down in bed next to Noire after I got dressed and watched her sleep. She looked peaceful. My phone buzzed so I answered it after seeing it from Stein.

"Hello?" I asked.

"KID! SHE'S GOING TO DIE."

"WHAT! WE NEED A CURE THEN!"

"I actually have no idea what she was stabbed with sooooooo don't tell Noire. Make sure that Fade doesn't see Noire's death which should occur in.....5 maybe 7 hours.....I don't know."

"STEIN THIS IS NOIRE'S LIFE ON THE LINE!" I hung up and called my dad.

"Ya? Where are you children at?"

"NOIRE IS GOING TO DIE!"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOSE IT AND KILL HER. YOU CAN'T KEEP HER AS YOUR GIRL IF YOU DO THAT."

"I AM NOT THE ONE THAT IS KILLING NOIRE! WHEN SHE WAS STABBED BY JAMES IT WAS WITH A KNIFE THAT HAD POISION ON IT!" Noire stirred then sat up and screamed when she saw me.

"I THOUGHT I TOOK YOUR KEYS!" She jumped out of bed and fell to the floor. "Ow! What th- HEY WHERE DID THE KEYS GO?" Noire stood up and looked around.

"DAD WHAT DO I DO?" I grabbed Noire and pulled her back down into bed.

"I HAVE NO IDEA." The phone clicked. I called Stein back.

"Yo! What's up Kid?" Stein asked.

"GET A CURE F-" Click. DAMN IT. I blacked out.

Noire's p.o.v.

I struggled to get loose from Kid who had just dropped his phone. He tugged away from me and then grabbed his wet jacket and started to leave the room. What the hell? I stood up and fell on my face as soon as I tried to take a step. DOUBLE WHAT?!? I sat up and grabbed ahold of Kid's leg and started doing that thing little kids do to their parents. He glanced down at me and that's when I seen his eyes. Fade came in quickly.

"KID I THINK NOIRE RAN OFF TO DIE LIKE A CAT, OH HI NOIRE! KID WE NEED TO FIND HER!"

"HI FADE! WHAT UP? Yeah, I totally went and died like a cat in the middle of the woods." I tried to keep from laughing but giggled anyways ignoring Kid's black eyes the best I could, but I kept a firm grip on him. Black Star came into the room as well.

"Noire! Wait...what's wrong Kid?" Fade asked.

"Yeah, what she said." I looked up at him and suddenly felt dizzy. I shook my head to clear it and winced when I got motion sickness.

"They hung up on me when I needed them." Kid muttered.

"Oh....but I'm here for you. Well, now I am. Sure I was running away a few minutes ago, but if you need someone...."

"I'm taking you with me." He picked me up and started carrying me downstairs with Fade and Black Star following behind.

"HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? NOOO! PUT ME DOWN YOU WEIRDO! WHERE ARE YOU KIDNAP- Oh look. Your name is in kidnap. How funny. Kid kidnapping.... WAIT. NOOO! DON'T KIDNAP ME KID." I struggled to get down.

"I am taking you with me to Steins!" He carried me outside to Fade's car.

"WHAT? NO! DON'T TAKE ME TO HIM! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM! FADE ALMOST HIT HIM WITH HER CAR!" I started to panic.

"You will be fine! I will do it again if I have to and this time I wont miss." Fade muttered.

"Uh.....Fade....are you....on your....period?" I asked quietly.

"No, but I think I have a few days left, probably one more day of freedom!"

"Oh? That's nice to know." Black Star smirked. "I can time it now."

"Black Star don't you dare do it, just because I tend to act mean before and really sweet during it don't mean you should be counting down till the next one."

"Hey! I was talking about for when we get married! I don't think you want kids do you?"

"I'm confused no- OH MY GOD BLACK STAR HELL NO!"

"What? You serious? I didn't even propose yet."

"I don't want a kid right now it is already bad enough I got stuck with the one in front of me."

"HEY! I was talking about when we get married sweetie. I don't want that from you just yet. I'm saving it for later."

"But you just- never mind." Fade climbed into the car with Kid and I.

"H-hey....what's going on? Why are we going to Stei-" I rolled down the window feeling sick.

"To bug him to find a cure." Kid muttered and cranked the car as Black Star climbed in.

"Cure? For what? World hunger?" I giggled weakly trying not to throw up.

"For the poison in you." Fade told me and pulled me close to her. "I am here for you."

"Wait what? Oooooh I get it. You are all trying to scare me. Ok." I looked out the window leaning against Fade. Kid started driving at high speeds to Stein's house and we were there in a few minutes. "YOU LITTLE SPEED DEMON." I smacked Kid's head.

"Noire." Kid stared me down then grabbed me from Fade and carried me to the door and the other two followed behind. "STEIN!" The door opened.

"GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS! WHICH ONE FIRST?" Stein poked his head out.

"GIVE US THE GOOD NEWS!" Fade shouted.

"I FOUND THE CURE! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What's the bad news?" Black Star asked.

"The bad news is that your going to be stuck with Noire for the rest of your life." Stein laughed.

"How is that bad news?" Kid asked tensing up.

"Wait.....That's bad news for James." Stein opened the door all the way. "DON'T BE SHY! COME IN. ALL OF YOU!" He laughed. Kid marched right in first and Fade followed then Black Star.

"OH MY GOSH WHAT IS GOING ON?" I looked around.

"Come on Stein we don't have all eternity to do this." Kid rushed.

"H-hey....is the world getting darker or something?" I looked up at Kid as black invaded my vision starting to take over slowly. I could still see though.....just barely.

"STEIN!" Fade panicked.

"HOLY SHIT HER WAVELENGTH IS DYING OFF! I THOUGHT I HAD A FEW HOURS!" Stein started rushing around quickly. "OH MY GOSH. WHAT- HEY IF YOUR GOING TO HELP PUT HER ON THAT TABLE." Stein pointed to a metal table. Kid placed me on the table and Fade held onto my hand as Kid rushed off somewhere.

"What the hell..... Hey Fade. Why are you so worried looking? Ser- Whoa....That's so weird." I looked over at the wall noticing someone very familiar-no two familiar somebodies who were crying. Why's mommy and daddy crying over there?

"What?" Fade held my hand. "Noire you are my best friend and weapon, I am going to be worried for you in these kind of situations. Oh now probably isn't the best time to tell you this but I almost died a hour ago."

"WHAT?!?" I sat up and winced. My mom rushed over to me and my dad wasn't too far behind.

"NOIRE! IF YOU DIE BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL GROUND YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE." My mom said to me.

"LAY BACK DOWN." My dad crossed his arms.

"WHAT THE HECK YOU TWO!" I shouted at them.

"There is only one of me Noire and I am over here." Fade said worriedly.

"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to mommy and daddy. They're getting on to me." I looked back at her and then at my mom and dad. "I don't see why sitting up is worrying you."

"Stein! GET THAT STUFF NOW!" Fade yelled.

"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SHOUTING?!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Spirit came into the room then saw Fade and me. "OH HI!"

"Hi Spirit, Noire is dying." Stein said calmly.

"RED ALLERT! RED ALLERT! CALL AN ABULANCE, CALL LORD DEATH! GET A DOCTOR! 911!"

"I AM A DOCTOR YOU RETARD!" Stein smacked Spirit in the head. "Shesh no appreciation around here." Stein fixed up a syringe and looked over at me and his eyes widened. "LAY BACK DOWN MISSY."

"Hey! What-"

"YOU BETTER DO AS HE SAYS. I WILL GROUND YOU IF YOU DIE." My mom warned.

"I love you mom and dad, but really. WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME? I'm so confused."

"NOIRE! IF YOU DON'T OBEY STEIN I WILL..... Megan? What can I do?" My dad looked over at my mom.

"Take her Teddy?" My mom shrugged.

"NOOOO! NOT MY TEDDY! WHERE IS HE?!?" My heart rate sped up. Stein walked over quickly.

"Shit. Noire, calm down." Stein pushed me back down and held me down, but I sat back up.

"NO! SOMEONE HAS MY TEDDY! I'M SURE OF IT! I BET LORD DEATH HAS IT IN HIS STUDY RIGHT NOW! I'VE GOT TO SAVE TEDDY." Kid walked back into my view.

"Dad is coming with your teddy, calm down Noire." He walked over to me and looked normal again and held me down with the help of Fade. "Now Stein."

"Thanks you two." Stein injected me with whatever it was.

"HOLY SHIT! DID YOU JUST DRUG ME?" I pushed Stein's hands away and ripped the syringe out.

"Noire! CALM DOWN, WE JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE." Black Star said to me. I sat up quickly and looked around.

"Hey Noire, before we go... you better promise us that this isn't going to happen again. Seriously." My dad walked into my vision and my mom followed him.

"Hey....this reminded me of the first time you got a shot!" She giggled.

"OH MY GOSH DO NOT BRING THAT UP." I stared her down.

"But it was so adorable when you ran out of the room screaming with the doctor chasing you with a whole staff of nurses."

"MOM! I SAID NO. I DO NOT NEED TO REMEMBER THAT THEY HAD TO TRANQUALIZE ME TO GIVE ME THAT SHOT."

"Oh yeah....Oops."

"Like mother like daughter." My dad smirked.

"Hey! I'm going to get you for that!" My mom looked over at my dad.

"OH PLEASE DON'T POSSESS THE DOG I JUST ADOPTED AGAIN IN OUR AFTERLIFE. THAT'S JUST WEIRD."

"I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE I ENDED UP BARKING FOR A WEEK EVEN AFTER I LEFT THAT DOG."

"YOU POSSESSED A DOG?" I stared at her in horror.

"SHE POSSESSED FUFU."

"Fufu? You named a dog Fufu? Why not Fluffy?"

"HEY! I WAS OUT OF IDEAS!" My dad pouted.

"YOU COULD HAVE ASKED ME."

"NO I COULDN'T! THE ONLY WAY I'M HERE IS BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO DIE NOIRE."

"Wait....I was dying?" I stared at him. "As in death?"

"OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO SLOW." My dad laughed as he said it.

"THAT'S SO MEAN! DON'T CALL ME SLOW!" I pointed at him.

"OH! HEY, I FOUND YOUR FIRST CAT NOIRE." My mom said changing the subject.

"YOU FOUND TABBY?" I looked at her in wide eyes.

"Yeah sweetie! I found Tabby. YOU BETTER NOT DIE JUST TO SEE HER EITHER." My mom crossed her arms.

"HEY, WHY WOULD I COMMIT SUICIDE TO SEE TABBY?"

"Oh....good point." My mom trialed off.

"ANYWAYS! Keep up the good work in school Noire!" My dad gave me two thumbs up.

"Ok dad." I smiled cheerfully.

"BYE SWEETIE!" My dad waved.

"Wait what? Already?"

"Well....I have to. So does your mom since how she finally moved on to the afterlife."

"You serious?" I stared at them in alarm.

"I'm afraid so." My mom whispered.

"Y....what?"

"Love you Noire." My mom said. I started crying.

"No. You can't-"

"Hey my little Noire. Don't cry. It's going to be ok." My mom said walking up to me and tried her best to hug me. Then I heard something so familiar.....My mom's lullaby for me.... I looked up at her and saw she was smiling softly and stroking my hair like she used to.

"That's not fair. You always do that when I start crying." I wiped my eyes and pulled my knees to my chest.

"IT'S TOTALLY FAIR! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. BYE NOIRE." She started to fade along with my dad. Then, I was alone again. Or not I mean seriously, Fade, Kid, Stein, Spirit, and Black Star have been here the whole time. I looked up sharply at them and noticed one more person....Lord Death had showed up as well.

"What just happened?" Fade asked confused. Everyone looked lost.

"Here you go Noire I got you something." Lord Death said as he handed me over Teddy.

"OH." I took Teddy and looked at it. "Thanks....."

"Did you like see your mom and dad?" Fade asked me. I nodded and set Teddy down beside me.

"Come on Noire, let's go home." Kid said softly.

"BUT HER HOME IS WITH US!" Spirit said quickly.

"Not this week." Kid smirked and picked me up bridal style.

"H-hey, what's...." I paled and snatched Teddy off of the table quickly before Kid started to walk away. "PUT ME DOWN."

"Why? I thought it was best if I carry you to the car because you look like you have been up for days."

"Oh? I do?" Spirit pulled me out of Kid's arms.

"SHE'S NOT YOURS." I was tugged away from Spirit.

"Your right Spirit but she is mine." Fade said and wrapped her arm around my shoulders. "Come on, I will drive us home."

"OH NO YOU DON'T" Stein pulled me away from Fade. Fade put her game face on staring daggers into Steins eyes.

"GIVE. HER. BACK."

"Nope." Stein pushed me to Spirit. "Run Spirit and don't look back. It might get ugly." Spirit went to pick me up and turn around but was tripped and I was caught and carried out the door by the ninja of the group.

"RUN DEATH TWINS RUN!" Black Star yelled and I noticed Fade was in front of me and Kid was already at the car door unlocking it and opening the door. I was ripped out of Black Star's arms by Stein and Spirit tackled Black Star to the ground.

"DAMN IT!" Fade yelled. I got some of my strength back and transformed to a sword clattering to the ground.

"How very gracious of you Noire. You are so much easier to carry that way." Stein smirked and bent down and picked me up. "Hey....your wavelength is actually a pretty good one! You would be easy to pair up with just about anyone with a wavelength like this. I mean of course I can carry you. My soul is flexible like that."

"WHAT?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND-Waaaaaaait.....oops." I mentally face palmed.

"STEIN. LET. GO. OF. MY. WEAPON." Fade sounded ticked off as she tackled Stein to the ground and hit him hard with her wavelength.

"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FADE! I taught her that. Aren't I amazing?" Black Star said. Stein didn't even flinch.

"Didn't I just say my soul is very flexible? Jeez. I can't believe I have to keep changing my wavelength." Stein sighed. Lucky me, I had been knocked out of Stein's hand when we fell and had fallen a few feet away. I quickly untransformed and ran over to Lord Death.

"DADDY!" I hugged Lord Death not realizing my slip up.

"STEIN IF YOU TOUCH NOIRE AGAIN I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT." Fade warned then got off him and went over to me. "Wa- OH MY."

"YOU CALLED ME DADDY NOIRE!" Lord Death pulled me into a tight hug. "See boys, she is my daughter!"

"DON'T YOU MEAN FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW DAD." Kid said.

"Yeah, yeah." Lord Death brushed it off.

"Noire! you called him daddy!"

"Uhhhhhhh....DID I REALLY?" I said innocently and as sweet as I could.

"Your so cute!" Lord Death told me and that's when the arguing between the three grown ups began.

"WHO THE HELL SAID SHE WAS YOUR DAUGHTER? WE ARE THE ONES THAT ADOPTED HER!" Spirit said quickly. Fade pulled me away from Lord Death and all four of us younger ones made our escape to the car.

"Hey....What did you mean by future daughter in law Kid?" I looked at him after we had started driving away.

"Oh, It just means that one day we might get married." Kid mumbled.

"That would be scary. Do you think your black outs would be over with by the time you asked?" I started thinking about it. That- OH MY GOSH. HE JUST....SUGGESTED THAT WE MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY?

"I would hope so." Kid said as he looked at me.

"Is it an adolescent thing for a Shinigami or something like that?"

"I don't get black outs." Fade said innocently.

"Yes you do." I stared at her.

"When did I black out?"

"That day James tried to kiss me and Kid and you showed up."

"Oh yeah!" She blushed and looked out the window. "I guess it is a twin thing for a shinigami."

"Guess you weren't as innocent as you thought." I giggled.

"I guess so!" I looked over at Kid.

"What?" Kid pulled up at the house right as he asked.

"Kid you drive worse then I do."

"YEAH YOU SPEED DEMON." I smacked his head. "AND YES, YOU BLACKED OUT WHEN JAMES TRIED TO KISS ME."

"I know I did." He smirked at me and his phone started ringing and he answered it putting it on speakerphone. "HEY DADDY!"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"

"Hi Lord Death." I chimed in.

"HEY DADDY!"

"Sup death lord."

"YOU GUYS ESCAPED THIS TIME BUT NEXT TIME YOU WILL BE OURS!"

"OH MY DEATH! THAT'S SO SCARY." I shouted into the phone. "So scary...."

"Bye daddy!" Kid started and Fade joined in.

"Night Lord Death!" I smiled and rested my head against Kid watching the screen wondering if Kid was about to hang up.

"BYEEEE DEATH OF LORD!" Black Star yelled and Kid laughed hanging up and turning his phone off. Fade hopped out of the car followed by Black Star.

"Looks like we missed the party." Kid whispered to me.

"Oh good." I stretched and got out of the car.

"HEY DAVE." Black Star shouted to a guy who was just leaving.

"HEY STAR DUDE! YOU FIND YOUR CAT? Oh wait....I MEAN THAT GIRL NAMED NOIRE?" I glared at Dave.

"HOW AM I A CAT?" I crossed my arms.

"Looong story shortcake." Dave ruffled my hair. "Why are you so short anyways?" I tackled him to the ground.

"I'M NOT SHORT! I'M-" I stopped for a second. "FUNSIZE!"

"Awwww! Look shortcake has short people complex."

"DO NOT." I sat up. Liz came out of the house.

"DAVE YOU FORGOT YOUR JACKET." Liz handed Dave a jacket and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"OH MY GOSH MY WEAPON HAS A BOYFRIEND!" Kid yelled climbing out of the car.

"OH MY GOSH." I stood up brushing myself off. Kid walked up next to me and put an arm around me.

"Oh that's so sweat I am totally shipping it!" Fade said as she yawned and rubbed her eyes.

"HEY! We have a guest bedroom Dave. Wanna spend the night?" I asked smirking.

"Yeah Dave, spend the night!" Kid said and smiled.

"O-oh." He looked over at Liz and smirked. "Ok." They went inside holding hands.

"Well see you guys later." Fade waved and walked inside and Black Star swept her off her feet and chuckled carrying her inside. 

"Looks like that is our cue Noire." Kid whispered and grabbed my hand pulling me close wrapping me in his arms.

"Oh? Ok, night Kid." I pulled away smirking to myself and started walking inside. 

"What? You do realize I am your only sleeping buddy left available." He walked up to me and gave me teddy.

"OH LOOK. A SLEEPING BUDDY." I held up Teddy and cuddled him to me and started to walk upstairs.

"Fine, sleep with Teddy." Kid laughed.

"Ok!" I smiled sweetly down the stairs to him and continued my amazing journey to my room. He kept walking up the stairs after I got to the hallway. "Night!" I waved to him.

"Good night Noire!" He chuckled. I giggled quietly and walked to my room shutting the door behind me and slid down the door with Teddy and threw him across the room for no reason. Then I stood up and crawled into bed and Misty jumped up onto my bed. Thomas the cat shortly followed Misty.

"Oh don't tell me you two are buddies now. I'm getting you fixed Misty." I giggled and turned off the light by my bed and closed my eyes as both of the cats came up to my head and started purring me to sleep. "Oh.....You two are definitely different from the rest." I shut my eyes smiling and went to sleep.

Fade's p.o.v.

Black Star set me on his bed and curled up next to me. I looked around his room that I had only seen a few times. It had blue and white horizontal lines on the walls and a window seat was all I seen before Black Star turned off the light. I sat up slowly. The door was unlocked by someone and they came in. "BLACK STAR I'VE BEEN REJECTED."

"TOO BAD NOW LOCK THE DOOR AND LEAVE!" Black Star said as I turned on the light and looked over at the door. Kid quickly shut the door and locked it then came over to Black Star.

"Bro, I have no idea why she rejected me."

"Are you seriously going to have this conversation with me with your sister in my bed tired as hell?" I crawled out quickly.

"She's not in bed with you. Anyways, did I do anything wrong tonight? I thought everything went nicely but even when I was walking up the stairs she didn't come with me. She likes that stupid bear over me I think." Black Star sat up in bed and glared at Kid.

"Can we talk about this tomorrow?"

"BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME 'BRO'."

"Go crawl into bed with her." Black Star looked at me as I went to the door and tried to open it. Kid knocked me down softly catching me and put me back in bed with Black Star.

"There. Anyways....Do you think I can actually do that? She'll be able to run off because it's her room...."

"I have to pee." I said quietly.

"Shhh. I'm talking to Black Star about how to get your Noire."

"She is probably knocked out by now, so good luck- why are you asking me this stuff your the brains of our plans."

"BECAUSE MY BRAIN FAILED AND DIED WHEN SHE DIDN'T COME WITH ME." Kid put his hands on his head. "I don't get it....She usually follows me when I do what I did...."

"Go sleep with her Kid maybe she was tired of always having to follow you around, now give me the damn key because I have to pee!" I yelled.

"Oh...ok. OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU FADE! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! I'LL CONSIDER THIS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!" Kid hugged me tightly.

"Kid-cant-breathe-have-to-pee!"

"Oops." Kid picked me up and set me down in Black Star's private bathroom.

"DAMN IT." I whispered and closed the door then used the bathroom and afterwards I looked around the bathroom taking my time and looked into the mirror. The door opened for a split second and Kid threw in some PJ's for me then shut the door. I put them on after locking the door and then stretched. "HM HMHMHMHMMMMM, I AM SO NOT COMING OUT." I giggled.

"You better." I heard from the other side of the door. "Kid's no longer here, and when twinie leaves...the fun begins."

"That's why I am staying in here." I cant go out there in these comfy booty shorts and a tank top. He might get the wrong message.

"It's not like Kid gave you lingerie." Black Star chuckled.

"I think it is close enough." I looked at my tank top that made it obvious I had boobs and the shorts that made my butt look bigger.

"Oh? Ok Miss Goodie Two Shoes. I didn't want you to come out anyways. You're so boobless and all....Nothing there. No figure whatsoever. Just a little bean pole." I gasped and ran out going to him.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BOOBS!" Black Star laughed and tripped me.

"So pitiful." He chuckled. "Almost a bean pole...." I rolled over onto my back and looked up at him.

"Excuse me?"

"Hey Bean Pole. Go sleep in the window seat. I think I don't want to sleep with such a....figureless girl."

"Then unlock the door and let me leave." I sat up.

"I think not. I like playing with little bean poles. Kind of like the big bad wolf. I like playing."

"Huh?" I got to my feet.

"Alright little bean pole." He picked me up and laid me down on the bed. "HAH! I GOT WHAT I WANTED!" He quickly sat on top of me.

"AH!" I gasped and crossed my arms looking away. "I am still mad at you."

"Oh? Well prepare to be more mad. I think that we should skip courtesy tonight and just...get more comfy."

"What?" I panicked and looked into his eyes. "How about no?"

"Oh Fade....Poor you." He laughed and then paused. "You ARE wearing a bra right?"

"N-no."

"Oh....Really?" Black Star pulled the edge of my collar over searching for a bra strap. "Awwwww....dang it." Black Star looked disappointed when he didn't find one. "I'm not cruel about that. Why don't you go change into your bra and sleep topless with me tonight?"

"I think not!" I pushed on his chest.

"I could always steal your shirt." Black Star looked at my shirt thinking about it.

"NO! JESUS NO!"

"Oh FINE." Black Star got off of me and laid down next to me. "No fun tonight then. I'm going to starve you for it." Black Star turned onto his side away from me and soon started snoring.

"Idiot." I muttered and got up pulling a bobby pin from my hair and went to the door. I was tackled to the ground and thrown back onto the bed and Black Star pulled out a pair of handcuffs and locked me to his bed with them.

"Nope." Black Star laid back down and turned over to where his back was to me.

"What just happened..." I thought it over. "YOU TRIXSTER!"

"That's what they all say." He muttered.

"This is why I like Thomas more." He sat up quickly.

"Wha?" He looked down at me alarmed.

"Oh nothing."

"No. I heard you. KID YOUR SISTER IS CHEATING ON ME!" Black Star shouted.

"No i'm-"

"PUNISH HER!" Soul yelled.

"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF SOUL!" Maka shouted. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO READ HERE?"

"I'm not eve-"

"LIKE I SAID! PUNISH HER!"

"OH OK!" Black Star shouted.

"HEY SOUL. MAAAAAAKAAA CHOP!" I heard a thud. "THAT'S WHY YOU BE QUIET WHEN I'M READING!"

"OWE!" Soul yelled.

"OH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO PUNISH MAKA SOUL!" Black Star shouted. Maka screamed.

"NOOOOOO! GIVE ME BACK THAT BOO-"

"NOPE! I WANT SOME FUN." Soul said.

"GET OUT OFF MY BED SOUL."

"THIS AIN'T YOUR BED."

"YE-Oh. LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANNA KISS YOU SHARK MOUTH. NOT RIGHT NOW."

"Black Star, uncuff me?"

"Say please." He smirked.

"Please?" He unlocked it and kissed me. Then when it was about to get good he pulled away. I moved away. "Thought you was going to let me out your room?"

"Hmm? No, I am having too much fun." Black Star pulled me back to him.

"Whoa...What are you doing?"

"Kissing you." He smirked and kissed me again and grabbed my upper thigh. "Told you that you were mine."

"I am?" I thought it over. "When did I agree to this?"

"When you were drunk. We went through this already." Black Star kissed me again deepening it into a French kiss.  I groaned and leaned forward a bit and pushed him back as I came closer to him. Then I pulled away.

"Oh? I DID?"

"Yes." Black Star kissed me again impatiently. I kissed back slightly then pulled away laying back and looking away. Black Star left my lips and kissed my neck softly trailing kisses till he got to the crook of my neck and buried his face into it. I blushed and ran my fingers through his hair then pushed him off.

"Good, then I can do what I want right?"

"You can't leave this room or beat me up, but yeah....sort of." I smirked shoved him off the bed.

"I think you should sleep down there."

"Aw! That's mean. BULLY." Black Star stood up and laid back down next to me.

"I don't remember saying you could come back up here."

"But I remember perfectly well who the rules this relationship. I'm not a wimp like Kid who isn't going to stand up for his throne. I'm the ruler here." He kissed me softly again almost like he was teasing me.

"Then if you want to put it that way." I got up quickly and ran to the bathroom and turned to close the door.

"NO YOU DON'T." I heard from behind me. Black Star picked me up and threw me back on the bed. "Look, just sleep with me ok? I will let you sleep." He crossed his arms.

"Ok!" I got under the sheets and curled up into the blankets smiling. "No messing with me."

"I'll stop until we both wake up. How's that sound?" He crawled into bed and got under the covers and pulled me to him.

"Ok, deal." I hope I wake up first.

"Night Fade."

"Good night!" I laid my head on his chest and then closed my eyes falling asleep.

Noire's p.o.v.

I sat up quickly sweating from my nightmare that I had just had where I died. Was it because I almost died today? I panted and Misty meowed at me and pawed at my arm like she wanted me to lay back down. I shook my head and looked around my room then laid back down next to Thomas and Misty who began purring again trying to pull me back to sleep. That's when I noticed Kid asleep in the bed as well. I shrieked and fell out of bed panicking and stood up quickly dusting myself off and picked up Misty going quickly to Fade's room while Thomas followed me. Kid had woken up. "Where are you going?"

"Ummmm....This is all a dream....a bad one where Noire leaves you." I said quietly then backed up to my bathroom door and opened it preparing to go to Fade's room.

"Come back to bed Noire." He raised his head up.

"I already told you this was a bad dream where Noire leaves you." I glanced behind me into the bathroom and to Fade's door.

"Noire, come on. Hop back in."

"Ummmm...." I put Misty down and decided to make a break for it running to Fade's room and slammed the door.

"Noire! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME AGAIN!"

"I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE HAVING A NIGHTMARE. JUST WAKE UP ALREADY." I locked the door and ran over to the door that led to the hallway and decided to sneak out into the hallway. As soon as I got out I was swept off my feet by Kid.

"I woke up." He smirked down at me and carried me upstairs to his bedroom.

"Hey....no you didn't silly." I looked up at him. "If I was the real Noire, I'd be fighting you for freedom." I tried that. He kept ahold of me and we walked into his room and he locked the door setting me down.

"GOT YOU!"

"NO! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE SLEEPING AND HAVING WEIRD FANTASIES!" I backed up a little.

"Good, then that means you will kiss me right? You will also sleep with me." He followed me as I backed up against his bed and fell backwards onto it.

"NO I WON'T. I'M SORRY, BUT I AM ACTUALLY REAL SOOOOOO HAVE FUN SLEEPING BY YOURSELF." I crawled over to the other side of his bed to get off and put a bed between us.

"Come on Noire, sleep with me. In the morning you can leave and you wont have to sleep with me tomorrow night." That caught my attention.

"Huh? Serious?" I glanced back at him instead of going through with my original plan of putting a bed between us.

"I am always serious." He chuckled. "Well at least right now I am." I thought about it. It'd be my choice tomorrow.... I narrowed my eyes at Kid.

"Why would you give me up for a night? That's not like you." I sat down Indian style on his bed.

"Just go with it." He laid down in his bed. "Besides I am the one that knows where the keys are."

"Oh really?" I smirked.

"Yeah, I gave the keys to Black Star and the spare key is in the hall."

"YOU LOCKED US IN HERE?" I stood up and went over to the door checking out the lock to see if I could do anything about it.

"You will be fine, Black Star will come unlock the door when he wakes up in the morning."

"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE KEYS?" I gasped. "YOU GAVE THE KEYS TO BLACK STAR? BUT ISN'T HE A SHIPPER?" I paled. "Oh wait....bro code, and ship code. I'm screwed. He won't unlock that door in the morning."

"It is ok, I will text Fade in the morning to inform her about the key situation, she will save you."

"She can't because Black Star has her locked in his room. You basic- THAT'S WHY YOU AREN'T WORRIED ABOUT TOMORROW." I paled. "You planned this out so I never leave this room for a whole day."

"Why would I plan that?"

"You're Kid. That's all the evidence I need to know you planned that out."

"Fine. Your still trapped in here, my windows are skylights that don't open up."

"OH MY." I looked around the room for ideas.

"It's okay Noire calm down." Kid laughed. I took my hair down pulling out my bobby pins and hid them in my pocket. I walked over to the bed and climbed in pretending to be trying to go to sleep. He fell asleep after wrapping his arm around me and pulled me to his chest. I inched away very slowly and lifted his arm putting a pillow in my place and set his arm back down slowly and scooted away and stood up quietly walking to the door. I took out my bobby pins and got to work on the lock. I was quickly pulled away from the door just as I about unlocked it then he tossed the bobby pins far under the door to the other side. I backed up slowly before he could turn around. When He turned around he smirked at me. "Thought you were going somewhere huh?"

"Yeah..." I bit my bottom lip when I answered honestly.

"Not tonight."

"The point is I tried right?" I smiled nervously.

"No." He laughed and then went back to the bed and laid down. "Come on." I laid back down and felt in my pocket for what bobby pins I had left. I've got two more attempts at that door. Kid didn't fall asleep he stayed up watching me and waited. He almost seems asleep though....maybe it's my imagination....I glanced over my shoulder at Kid. "Still awake?"

"Rainbows....." I mumbled trying to pretend my sleep talk.

"Unicorns?"

"Unicorns." I mumbled.

"CANDY." He muttered.

"Sugar rush." I mumbled.

"Sugar cane."

"Puppy." I giggled trying to pretend I was dreaming about a dog now and I was very happy.

"GOOD NOIRE, YES SLEEP AND DREAM OF PUPPIES!" He laughed. I did a fake toss in my sleep and cuddled up to the pillow. "Wow... The pillow is competition now?" I stayed quiet and listened to Kid listening for signs of him going to sleep. "I love you Noire." He whispered in my ear and then kissed my neck before turning the other way. I waited for a few minutes then opened my eyes checking to make sure he went to sleep. "I knew it, you want to really get out of here?" I stayed silent and closed my eyes again. DAMN IT. GO TO SLEEP RETARD. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN MY SLEEP TO ME. YOU FREAKING INFLUNCE MY DREAMS AND KISS ME. JERK. "DON'T IGNORE ME!" He sat up and went over to the door and got a key from above it and then unlocked the door and pushed it open. "Go on." I sat up and looked at the open door.

"Is that a trap?"

"It's freedom." I stood up slowly and walked over cautiously and watched Kid's reaction. He looked down and sad. Oh shit. I stepped out of the room and went downstairs to the kitchen, got a glass of water and started heading back upstairs with it and wondered if I should go back to his room or mine. Oh what does it matter? He can either let me back in or cry himself to sleep. I went to the top floor and down to his room then walked back in sipping on my water. He was sliding on another shirt at his dresser and had on another pair of jeans.

"Yo." I sat down on his bed and took another sip.

"Sup." He turned to me and then went over to me and sat by me.

"Where you going? Clubbing?" I asked casually.

"I think I might go watch some movies downstairs."

"Oh? You have a TV in your room sweetie." I pointed out.

"So?" He laughed. "Plus I'm hungry."

"You had dinner about 2 hours ago." I stared at him.

"It's almost five in the morning Noire."

"HUH?" I looked at the clock on his nightstand. "You've got to be kidding me."

"We stayed up for like two hours or so."

"Wait....I spent two hours waiting on you to go to sleep again?"

"Yeah." He got up. "Tired?"

"I can't believe it. I actually beat Kid at his own game....in a way." I smirked and took a sip of my water.

"Um. Want to come downstairs with me or sit here drinking that?"

"I'm coming. No point in me staying up here." I stood up and walked out of his room.

"Ok." He walked past me and down the hall to Black Stars room and then banged on the door.

"No you retard!" I tackled him to the ground. "DON'T RUIN BLADE."

"SHIPPER ALLERT!" He laughed and looked at me.

"Oh? The girls downstairs are shippers of Blade too. Don't mess with it or your doom will be planed out by them." I giggled.

"Oh? What does Fade have to say about it?"

"Absolutely nothing. We shippers don't listen to that kind of talk from our ship people." I smirked.

"Remind me not to ask again." He chuckled and then got up holding a hand out for me. "You spilt the water all over us."

"Oooooooh shit." I looked up at Kid and ran to his room grabbing a towel before he realized what was spilt on him. I came back out and threw it at him.

"OH MY GOD THERE IS WATER ON ME!" We heard a groan from in the bedroom sounding like Fade.

"Shhhh!" I dragged Kid to his room and shut the door. After a few seconds, I heard a click and my eyes widened. "WHO THE HELL JUST LOCKED THAT DOOR!"

"YOU SAID IT YOURSELF NOIRE! SHIPPERS." I heard Liz say from the other side.

"STALKER."

"Thank you." She giggled. I looked over at Kid and back at the door.

"Damn you Liz. Just damn you."

"It wasn't just me. Tsubaki helped. She stole Kid's keys from in the hallway, in Black Star's bedroom, and the one spare in Kid's room." I heard the two girls giggle.

"Awe thank you shippers!" Kid yelled and then turned on his tv on his dresser.

"YOUR WELCOME KID!" Liz said. "Have fun ok? It took a lot of work to set this up for you!"

"I had to see Fade and Black Star in the same bed!" Tsubaki squealed. "My meister is going to be so happy when he finds out I stole all the keys to his room as well."

"Awe Blade get's to happen all day! Did you set a camera up to watch?"

"NO! WHAT IF THEY GO REALLY FAR?" Liz said. "That's supposed to be their private business. That's like me putting a camera in your bedroom to watch your advances on Noire."

"We only kiss." Kid dried off.

"BUT ONE DAY IT MAY GO FARTHER." Liz giggled.

"Bye Liz!" Kid chuckled.

"BYE!" The two girls left and I heard them giggling all the way down the stairs. I turned and looked at him.

"Poor you."

"Poor me? I get to watch Host Club with you all day, what's so poor about that?"

"You already are hungry, and who knows when they will attempt to feed us." I pointed out.

"I have another key."

"That's a lot of keys for one door." I smirked. Just how many? Maybe I can get my hands on one and keep it for these situations?

"I am very prepared." I raised an eyebrow.

"Oh? Well....still. I didn't know that we had shippers....." I looked back at the door.

"They ship so many though."

"BET THEY DID IT TO MAKA." I giggled.

"I wouldn't doubt it." I walked up to him and gave him a quick kiss then sat down on his bed picking up the remote. "Pick whatever you want to watch."

"Ok." I put on Blue Exorcist. Then I sighed and switched it to Host Club thinking maybe I should try for something lighter than that.

"I think I will lay down for a bit and get some rest." He laughed and laid back. I turned it off and laid down next to him really tired because of my escape attempts.

"Guess my attempts work in your favor." I mumbled.

"I guess so." He agreed and fell asleep before I did.

"Night." I played with his hair braiding what I could then pulled out my invisible ink marker and doodled all over his face then put my head on his chest deciding to listen to his heartbeat again. I don't know why but it's interesting..... I sat up getting an idea. I smirked at Kid evilly and stood up grabbing a sharpie and doodled a rose on his right hand then started coloring in his stripes making him look like a ravenette. I fell asleep with the marker in my hand two inches of white still in his hair, but I couldn't help it. I just....passed out. I woke back up later when Kid was climbing out of bed slowly trying not to wake me up. "Hey there sweetie." I smiled at him forgetting about the marker in my hand and what I hadn't finished doing.

"Good morning." He left the room after unlocking the door with a spear key in his pants pockets, and to the bathroom where he screamed. "MY HAIR! NOIRE!"

"OH MY GOSH! WHAT DID I DO NOW?"