Chapter 7: Ice Cream Girl and a Neko?

(AN: Sorry for being late, as an apology, have three chapters today instead of two!)

Previously:

Ruby: Yay! Let's go shopping!

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Yang: Get over here!

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Weiss: (in shock) You don't know who I am? I am Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world!

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(Kirito POV:)

I rocked back and forth as Weiss patted my hair.

Weiss: It's alright, child.

Kirito: (jumping) I'm not a child! How old do I look?

Weiss: Aren't you 12?

Kirito slumped over as a dark cloud appeared over him.

Kirito: How old are you?

Weiss: 16, turning 17 and joining Beacon in 8 months to esca- to become a huntress.

Kirito: (thinking) 8 months? Oh yeah, Beacon starts soon, doesn't it? I feel like we weren't here for that long though?

(AN: Who know?)

Weiss: You never answered my question, how old are you if you aren't a child?

Kirito: (covering his face) I'm 15.

Weiss and Winter: You're a teenager?!

I groaned as I tried to ignore them. Do I look that young? I want to be tall, handsome, and cool, not short and cute!

Weiss: Well then...

Winter: This is awkward...

Alice: (from a distance) Kirito!

I turned around only to freeze as I see Alice running towards me.

Alice: You woke up? Good! We have clothing to buy! Let's go!

Kirito: No no no, I am not doing this!

Alice: (pulls out a steak knife from our inventory) Did you say something?

I shivered, feeling colder and colder by the second.

Kirito: Yes Ma'am.

Weiss: Who are you?

Alice: Me? (spinning knife before putting it into her pocket secretly putting it back into the inventory) I'm his older sister.

Weiss: Why was he outside, alone? Knocked out to be specific?!

Alice: I kinda forgot him outside, heh. (scratching her head) Well then, bye!

Kirito: Oh yeah! My name is Kirito, see you later!

Alice grabbed my hand before running off with me as I waved goodbye before we disappeared around a corner.

Winter: (thinking) Interesting kid, I could barely keep up with my eyes.

Winter: What do you think of that kid?

Weiss: That dolt Kirito? He's a complete moron and a huge idiot!

Weiss: (mumbling) But he looked cute.

Winter: What was that?

Weiss: (panicky) Nothing! Let's go!

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Kirito: (collapses) I can't move...

It was 8 hours since he last talked to both Weiss and Winter, and he was currently holding 5 bags filled with whatever the girls bought.

Alice: We are going to one last final store, so go have fun somewhere else.

Kirito: (confused) I'm not following you for this one?

Alice: (blushing) You WANT to go to a lingerie store with us?!

Kirito: (tomato red) NO! I'll be getting some ice cream or something!

Alice: Good. See yah!

Alice, Ruby, and Yang walked into the store, while I sat there, looking at my 6 [White Lien Cards]. I guess I'll go to buy ice cream.

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As I walked into an ice cream shop, I walked over to the cashier.

Kirito: Excuse me, but can I see your menu?

Cashier: Sorry, but we ran out of a lot of ice cream today. The only ice-creams we have left are Vanilla, Neapolitan, Rocky Road, or Mint.

Kirito: I guess I'll take Neopolitan.

Cashier: What size?

Kirito: I'll take a pint of it.

Cashier: Here you go, that'll be 5 Lien! You sure are lucky, that was the last one as well!

Kirito: (handing her the money) I guess I am.

As I walked out of the shop, a woman entered it. She was short, about 4 foot 10, with a hair color that was similar to Neopolitan Ice Cream. Her eyes were brown and pink, and she walked in with a hop in her step, along with an umbrella.

Cashier: Oh! It's you again!

The girl then put her hand into her pocket and pulled out a scroll.

???: {Yup! Neopolitan, Pint-Sized!}

(AN: {} means when someone is using a scroll. Just saying that now.)

Cashier: Sorry, but he has the last one.

The cashier pointed towards me as I pulled out a spoon and opened the pint.

???: {Wait!!!}

The dashed out of the shop and tackled me right as I was going to take a bite, resulting in me shoving the spoon into my mouth while the pint of ice cream flew high into the air.

Kirito: (gagging) Kah! Gak! Agh!

We both landed on the ground, with my back used as a cushion for the fall, and her on top of me.

Kirito: (more gagging) Hack! Ra! Blah!

???: {Hold on!}

She lifted her scroll once more before hitting my stomach with her hands, CPR style.

Kirito: (spitting the spoon out) Ptoo!

The spoon left my mouth as I sat there taking huge breaths.

???: {Are you okay?}

Kirito: Y-yeah, just, hold on.

I got up and looked up, seeing the pint fall from the sky. How did it even get that high up?

???: {Aw, there goes perfectly good ice cream!}

Kirito: (eyes covered by a shadow) No.

???: {?}

Kirito: I'm not losing a dessert ever again!

I got into a running start position before I dashed toward the wall, using my [Sprint] skill.

???: (thinking) Fast!

I jumped onto the wall, before leaping into the air and grabbing the pint of ice cream.

???: (thinking) How's he going to get down?

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(3rd Person POV:)

Kirito: [System Call! Generate Cryogenic Element! Form Element Ramp Shape! Discharge!]

[-35 Aura!]

[340 Left!]

A ramp made of ice appeared, shocking ??? as she watched Kirito slide down the ramp before landing safely on the ground.

Kirito: Whew! Now then...

Kirito: [System Call! Reshape Cryogenic Element! Form Element Spoon Shape! Discharge!]

The ramp slowly disappeared before turning into a spoon made of ice. Kirito grabbed it and was about to eat once more, until...

???: {Wait! Please, listen to me!}

Kirito: Huh?

??? ran towards him and grabbed his arm, hugging him.

???: {My name is Neo, and please share that ice cream with me!}

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Alice, Ruby, and Yang finally came out of the shop, before they walked out.

Yang: Man that was fun, I wonder where Kirito went though?

Alice: He said he was going to get ice cream.

Ruby: Ooh! That sounds good!

Yang: There he is! Look, he's holding a pint of one.

Alice: Kirito! There you ar-

As the three approached Kirito, they saw a girl run and hug his arm. They watched as Kirito blushed, but didn't say or do anything.

Ruby: (murderously) Who is that girl? Why is she getting so close to Kirito?

Alice: (equally as murderous) Hmm, I wonder, why don't we ask Ki~ri~to himself~?

Yang: (gulping; thinking) Kirito! What the heck are you doing?

Alice: (sweetly) Now they are sharing ice cream while sitting next to each other at a table, huh~?

Ruby: (eyes closed) Hmm, isn't that INTERESTING?

Ruby says while crushing a nearby wall, which was slowly starting to crack.

(AN: No, they are not Yanderes, they are just VERY possessive)

Meanwhile:

Kirito: So you can't talk at all? And your name is Neo?

Neo: {Nope. That's why I use this scroll to talk to people. And as for my name, it's exactly like this ice cream we are sharing. Kinda like a date!}

Kirito blushes then looks away. Neo notices this and grins.

Neo: {Oh? Not good with flirting or close contact huh~?}

Kirito: N-no, I'm not. But your voice, I have an idea...

Kirito pulls out 1 [Emergency Potion] before placing it on the table.

Kirito: Try drinking this.

Neo: (confused) {Are you trying to drug me?}

Kirito: NO! Just, try it.

Neo: {Since you saved ice cream, I trust you!}

Neo downed the whole thing before placing it back down on the table.

Neo: So what was supposed to...

Neo covers her mouth with her hands, her eyes slowly widening, bigger and bigger.

Neo: (tearing up) M-my v-voice...

Kirito: Yup. That thing you just drunk was something similar to a health potion in games.

Neo: (hugging him tightly) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Kirito: (blushing) I-it's fine, but p-please let go...

Neo: Oh right, you aren't good with close contact, but...

Neo leans into his ear and whispers.

Neo: (flirting tone) Since you helped me, I can repay you any~way~I~want~

Kirito turned redder and redder as he slowly tried to calm down.

Neo: Well, I need to go now, but I won't forget this favor!

Neo quickly got up before grabbing her umbrella.

Neo: Oh, before I go!

Neo motioned for him to get closer and as he did...

Neo: Chu~

Neo kissed him on the cheek.

Neo: Tah tah~!

Neo then skipped away as Kirito sat there, with his brain completely shut down. While he did, both Alice and Ruby ran onto the scene, then towards Kirito.

Alice: (yelling) Who was that girl?! Why was she so close to you?!

Ruby: (stammering) A-and why did she k-kiss you?!

But Kirito didn't respond. His eyes didn't move, nor did his mouth.

Alice: Kirito? Kirito! Say something!

Yang: I think his brain overheated.

Ruby: Kirito? Kirito!

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As Neo walked back into the warehouse, Roman approached her and patted her head.

Roman: So how was your day?

Neo: (excitedly) It was good, dad!

Roman: (shocked) Your voice? B-but how?

Neo: Some guy gave it to me!

Roman: What did he give you?

Neo: He called it a potion? I don't remember, but I'm thankful!

Roman: How did you thank him?

Neo: With a lot of teasing and a kiss on the cheek!

Roman froze for a second before forcing a grin while rubbing her hair.

Roman: (forcefully) T-that's very INTERESTING...

Roman: (thinking) I'm going to thank that brat by killing him.

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Kirito: Achoo!

Alice: (confused) Why are you sneezing? It's the middle of Summer!

Kirito: I don't know, but Alice?

Alice: Yes?

Kirito: Until Beacon starts, we are going to be training.

Alice: Are we weak?

Kirito: Compared to other hunters I see? Yeah, we are...

Alice: When we get home, we'll do that.

As the four walked past a book store, Kirito paused before he turned to the other three girls.

Kirito: You girls go ahead, I'm gonna go check out the bookstore real quick.

Ruby: (suspicious) Are you going to go somewhere else in secret?

Kirito: No, I just want to see how this place's books are.

Ruby: Alright, we'll see you soon.

Kirito walked inside and looked around the place. It was small, but you could definitely tell it had a lot of interesting books. As he walked around, he accidentally bumped into someone, making both of them fall over.

Kirito: Ah!

???: Huh?

Books tumbled everywhere as a ribbon fell on the floor.

Kirito: Sorry about that, I wasn't looking.

???: It's fine.

Kirito: (picks up a book) Huh? What this? Ninjas of Love? Sounds interesting. What's it about?

???: (blushing) Give me that!

??? snatched the book out of Kirito's hand, before he could say anything.

Kirito: Sorry about that... (looking up) I... A cat?

??? look horrified for a moment before she looked up and saw that her ears were sticking out. She frantically looked for something before she spotted a ribbon. She quickly snatched that as well, wearing it before giving him the most hateful glare Kirito has ever seen.

Kirito: (confused) Why are you wearing that? You look cuter without it?

??? looked at him, red from both embarrassment and anger.

???: You better forget about this!

Kirito: Why?

??? looked exhausted before she spoke.

???: (sarcastically) Because I'm just a filthy Faunus!

Kirito: Filthy? You look clean to me. Besides, you seem kinda nice.

???: (thinking) Nice? Clean? He called me, a Faunus that?

???: (slowly) What is your name?

Kirito: Me? It's Kirito.

???: My name is Blake, and I'm sorry about before.

Kirito: It's fine, though I have to admit, you should remove the bow sometime, you look cuter that way!

Blake: Huh?!

Kirito: Well, I need to go or my sister will kill me. See ya!

Kirito dashed out of the bookstore as his [Quests] updated.

[Completed Quest: The Cast of Team RWBY]

[Description: Meet All Four Members of Future Team RWBY!]

[Objective(s):]

[Meet and Talk to Ruby] {COMPLETED}]

[Meet and Talk to Wiess] {COMPLETED}]

[Meet and Talk to Blake] {COMPLETED}]

[Meet and Talk to Yang] {COMPLETED}]

[Quest Failure: Death, Time Limit]

[Quest Penalty: Loss of A Random Skill, No Progress in the Main Storyline]

[Time Limit: Until the First Day of Beacon]

[Reward: 8 [Emergency Potions]

8 [Aura Potions]

4 [Teleport Crystals]

1 Gift From Each Member.

[10,000 XP]

[Accept Rewards?]

[Y/N]

Kirito: Yes!

[You have received your rewards!]

[You Have Leveled Up X10!]

[You Have Received 30 [Stat] Points!]

[You Have Received [Illusion Hood]!]

[You Have Received [Canister of Dust for Every Element]!]

[You Have Received [Cat Ears and Tail]!]

[You Have Received [Passive Skill: Fiery Will]!]

As Kirito read over the rewards, he couldn't help it as his eye twitched.

Alice: (walking over) You got the rewards too?

Kirito: Knowing the system, we have the same rewards.

Alice: I noticed a peculiar set of items.

Kirito: (sweating) O-oh, and that would be?

Alice opened the [Inventory] and pulled out [Cat Ears and Tail].

Alice: (smiling) Doesn't this look interesting?