Schaffe's Day Off

It was a normal day Schaffe was in the office doing paperwork. Punk was there and says, "man how boring." Schaffe then says, "hey you going to do this one day when I'm gone." Punk then says, "let's hope thats a long time from now." Schaffe then says, "never know could get shot outside the store these day." Ian then walks through the door with a box of paper and says, "found more number boss." Schaffe then says, "If only your dad was alive he probably be way better at this then me." Ian then says, "he would as find away to laid to hahaha." Schaffe then says, "ain't the truth your dad was as as he was horny." Punk then says, "jeez hopefully I don't be like that when I get older." Ian then says, "I hope so boy you might have siblings out there never knew with him." Schaffe then says, "hopefully we don't need an orphanage of them I think Punk good enough." Ian then goes to wear they store the paperwork in a room next door he see everything is a mess. Ian then says, "what the fuck happen in here" Schaffe then says, "what do you...the hell it was neat when I was in here." they then see a couple radroaches come out under the shelfs. Ian then gets his handgun out and start shooting them and says, "fucking great were infested." Schaffe then says, "I get the mop bucket." Schaffe and Ian then starts cleaning the mess till it was clean. Ian then says, "great thats done." Schaffe then says, "yeah nice and clean for now." Ian then says, "hey tomorrow is your day off right." Schaffe then says, "yeah heading to New York City to pick some stuff up need your usual." Ian then says, "Of course my crates of Cigarettes since you are there." Schaffe then says, "man if you were around back in the day cigarette company may have like to be there spokesman for them." Ian the says, "I would do it haha." Ian then puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it. Schaffe then says, "well at least your carefree attitude never changes in the last seven years." They then finish the paperwork and head to the kitchen.

Schaffe then says, "what on the menu for tonight." Ian then says, "pizza of course my favorite." Schaffe then says, "sounds good to me." they then make pizza. Everyone then comes in eats. Schaffe then says, "feels like a real family here." Ian then says, "yeah a real family of freaks the only normal here is punk." Punk then says, "I guess the make freak here too in a way." Alan then says, "jeez just say I'm ugly." Ian then says, "why would I say that when you already did." Alan then says, "fucker." Schaffe then says, "maybe your brain starting to rot away." Alan then says, "maybe when your stomach explodes with all the food you can eat." Schaffe then says, "by the way anybody need anything in New York City going there tomorrow." Alan then says, "not really you should take the boy and Jess with yeah give you a hand." Schaffe then says, "why not then I'll take the bus tomorrow then I was planning on go on a shopping spree." Jess then says, "for what." Schaffe then says, "for my multiple hobbies." Ian then says, "yeah this guy can fix old video games from back before the nuke." Jess then says, "what a video game." Ian then says, "what for real it like you lived in a bunker or a vault your whole life." Schaffe then says, "I wouldn't worry about it some barely work and I have a guy in the city that searches it for me." Jess then says, "you have a guy looking for junk for you." Schaffe then says, "yeah and willing to pay serious cap for it I become my parents worst nightmare if they were around." Alan then says, "don't you have them all." Schaffe then says, "no not really I still have to collect some Vault-tec, Acme and Apircot games I have all of Robo Co. games I raid the offices were I was going work before the bomb." Punk then says, "programming sounds it is boring if you ask me." Schaffe then says, "man when I was your age I was opening games up and learning the way they work." Ian then says, "just watching you type on a terminal is pretty scary." Schaffe then says, "you should seen me back before the bomb I feel like I went down but good to here I was hired before I ship to the vault." Ian then says, "how long did take you to translate that one game from Japanese to English I remember it took you awhile." Schaffe then says, "thats because I don't know that language I had to find an old language book to do it." Schaffe would then explain how he programmed to them for the rest of the evening they then head to bed till the next day.

Schaffe, Punk and Jess then ride out to New York City. Schaffe then says, "feels like yesterday we were coming back from New York for the first time Punk." Punk then says, "I want to see how many people I can Pick Pocket before we leave." Schaffe then says, "man your dad was same way when we went to big settlements see how much he had before we left." Jess then says, "quiet the family tree." Schaffe then says, "I don't want to see Phil family tree find out it bigger then is already." Jess then says, "man how many kids you think he has." Schaffe then says, "Phil was a real sexually active person Jess I remember him bring one home every night to bang." Jess then says, "he sounds like a dog if you as me." Schaffe then says, "you got that right." they then make it to New York City. Schaffe then says, "alright let's get the King Of Lung Cancer his cigs." They then got to the shop and load all the crates of cartons of cigarettes." Jess then says, "man does he actually smoke all this." Punk then says, "you will be surprised." Schaffe then says, "yeah he does theses people make bank on Ian." they then go look around and found some very interesting stuff New York City is the number one area in New York State for finding about anything. They then walk around when they see Tyler Nocturne. Schaffe then says, "Oh hey your that Tyler guy." Tyler then says, "ah Mr. Deathclaw at last you remember me what brings you here." Schaffe then says, "shopping around love come here on my day off." Tyler then says, "I was wonder I can ask the psychic something." Schaffe then says, "her name is Jess and she kinda wants the whole Psychic thing quiet my friend." Tyler then says, "oh yeah how careless of me now Jess I was wondering if you a man name Vince Freely." Jess was shocked to here that name but she quickly says, "never head of him." Tyler then says, "alright then sorry well catch you around." They then head back to bus and start to head back to Albany. Schaffe then says, "alright Punk you can drive boss." Punk then says, "alright first time driving this." Schaffe then says, "it's just like the jeep only bigger." Jess then says, "I don't know about that." Schaffe then says, "he'll be fine." they then get going. Schaffe then says, "so how much." Punk then says, "two thousand caps I stole today without problems." Schaffe then says, "man your great thief just like your father." Schaffe then sees Jess with a large dog collar and says, "man your kinky girl ain't you." Jess then laughs and says, "no I bought this for Rex even got him a name tag." Schaffe then says, "a dumb deathclaw now a dog." Jess then says, "well I didn't want to spend to much." Schaffe then says, "so who this Vince dude." Jess then says, "no one." Schaffe then says, "well whatever you lied to Tyler about him so I keep my mouth shut about." Jess then says, "well he my brother." Schaffe then says, "oh I see well he must be a nice guy then." Jess then says, "he not he a psycho." Schaffe then says, "how bad we talking." Jess then says, "very bad like he kills anyone who gets in his way." Schaffe then says, "a fucking wack job well we all are at this period of time." Jess then thinks, "I just hope he never finds me with you guys your deaths because you were trying to help me escape."