I Got Reincarnated After Dying from Over M*st*rb*tion?!

"Eh, where am I?"

Now that I think of it, what was I doing last night? 

If I remember correctly I was watching this erotic video and did every man could think that day, I did it over sixteen times and collapse! Was it possible that I got reincarnated after dying from over masturbation?! 

Eh, no way, I never heard of anyone dying from it, there is no way that I could die from just doing it, or is it possible I don't know I'm not an expert, well I guess I am here and there is no returning back.

A rustling sound can be heard closeby, 

"Who's there?!" 

"Ehhhh, a human male?! What is a human male doing here?" 

A strange-looking female, long ears, shiny blonde hair, and a pointy nose, she's a little short than me. 

It must be, she's an elf?!

"An elf?! What is an elf doing here?!"