Chapter 2 Starter

[Wow Vegeta I didn't know I am this scary. haha] Nappa said with amuse. Its his time to irritate him.

"Shut the fuc*k up Nappa and explain what the hell is going on here! And where am I and what am I?!" He asked while shouting on his screen.

[Calm down Vegie or neighbours will think that there is a stick in your ass. Well how you always act, I guess if there is a whole rod in there. Pfff] Nappa mocked him.

"Grr! Just answer me! Or I will blow you up!" Vegeta said with still his ego.

[Off easy there. As for where you are? You are in world of Pokemon like I said previously. Yup the game you started it, your soul gotta into this body which you choose in game]

"So you are saying. I some how got into this world AND into this body by playing gme? What sick joke it is?! Give me my original freaking body and world!??" Vegeta shouted.

[Well Vegeta it's not possible now. It's only done once you complete story line as soon as possible. By the way this game was supposed to be surprise for your son Trunks but who would have thought that you will play this game game. Haha it's hilarious!]

"Shut uuupp! I don't want to do this any of this stupid stuff. Send me back now!!!" Vegeta asked again with another loud voice.

[As I said it's impossible. So you have to complete this journey. As for me, your very dear old Nappa will be your guide so that you won't get stuck like an idiot and explain few more things.] Nappa said with smirk.

"Grrrr whater. Just tell me what I have to do. I don't want to remain in this weak body. And how the hell you are doing this. Weren't you in some earth business or something?" Vegeta asked while sanding up from his bed.

(A/n: dragon Ball abridged reference)

[It's Producer, Vegeta. And I am not on your earth or this world. Here i work in Hollywood and become rich. This is side project from different dimension that scientist of my company with our entert- research came up with. So you won't ever meet me directly.] Nappa smirked to defeat every hope Vegeta has for revenge.

"Tch! Now what?"

[Take your backpack and go downstairs. And don't ask everything from me. I am not your nanny.]

"Then fuc*k off now. I haven't been here not long and started to hate this world. The moment i get in my original state I will find this shit hole and below this up!" Vegeta said and cut screen by pressing X sign.

He then went downstairs to see a familiar and not so familiar woman in kitchen.

"Took you long enough. Come to table and eat your breakfast." Said a gentle woman. He has no idea what she sounded so comfortable.

"Hey who is this woman?" Vegeta asked to Nappa as he had already guessed from before.

[Yup she is your mother, Vegeta. Well in this world that is. Originally, it would have been Bulma but now your are here so she is replaced. Well it will be quite hilarious you calling your wife MOM.] Nappa mocked again.

"Shut it Nappa!" Vegeta said in rather loud voice.

"Hmm who you are talking to?" Asked his mom. She was beautiful black hair woman.

"A bald idiot?"

[Only you can see and talk to dear me.] Nappa answered.

"What ever!" He shut the screen and walked to table. Throw his bag on another chair and sat on another one and started eating his breakfast. His mother ignored him and sat across him smiling and looking at him. While eating he became a little nervous and embarrassed as he was only used to be with single woman, his wife Bulma. She was giving him a gentle and comforting feeling which Bulma's sometime gave to Trunks and him when she was in good mood. 'Women are very difficult creature to handle.' He thought and it was somewhat true as two strongest Saiyans were tamed by weak women on Earth.

[Indeed Vegeta indeed] Nappa smirked to which he growled only.

"Ohh hey! Did you hear noises from above? I heard monkey like Pokemon shouting earlier?" She asked with teasing smile.

"It was Prince of all Saiyans Vegeta.!!"

"Ahh this Saiyan is a Pokemon?" She asked again tilting her head.

"The hell woman! It is proud universal race and strongest in entire universe.! How dare you refer to me great Saiyan to those animals!" He said finishing his breakfast and stood from his seat glaring at his mother.

*Baam*"Lower your voice and have some respect for your mother. And you are Saiyan or something? Looks like you get your self eight grade syndrome." She smacked his head hard and a red bump appeared on his head. If it was his previous body, this won't even feel but right now, it's a different story. "Anyway Professor Oak is looking for you for next door. Hurry up and go." She said taking plates from table.

"You mean that Oak tree name old guy?" He asked in calm voice after good beating on his head.

"Yes that Oak tree name old guy. Now go my sweet vegetable." She said with smirk.

He growled in anger. His respect for this woman was now gone not, entirely though. He get up from his chair, prepared himself and went off to house.

Ding*[Mission: Try to search for Professor Oak and talk to him.

Status: Ongoing

Reward: Starter Pokemon] A screed appeared in front of him.

"Fuc*k's that?"

[It's mission interface. This will guide you through out your Pokemon journey and to give you some rewards which will help your adventure. You never read slav- I mean novels with system Vegi?] Nappa answered.

"Aaahhhh fuc*k, what the hell is happening with me today. What the hell is system And don't call me that!" Vegeta said with loud voice.

[As you with my dear Vegie, the system will give you missions and give you rewards once you complete them.] Nappa said clearly enjoying Vegeta's situation. He also explained about being Pokemon trainer.

"Ghhh and where do I find this big old goof..." He said then start walking. He walked to neighbour but it was not his lab. He then walked to glaring every single person scaring the shit out of them. He then take a turn to wards grassy field at end of this town when he heard someone calling him.

"Hey wait!" Turn around, he saw an old man was coming toward him from direction of his house. 'The fuck? Is he coming from from my house?' He thought.

"Took you enough you old goof. Now tell me what you want!?" He asked with crossing his arms. "And why are you coming from my home. I just checked you there."

"Haha.. well I had business with your mom then she said you were already looking for me." He answered with awkward smile massaging his ass. "Anyway, I am Professor Oak. And you shouldn't go there as it's unsafe. Wild Pokemon live in tall grass and forest area. You need your own Pokemon for your protection."

"Pokemon?! You mean those weak looking pricks? Hah, I will kill them before they can do a thing to me!!" He said on near Oak spitting on his face.

"N-now now, young lad. It would be dangerous here. Come I will give you something interesting that will help you on your journey." He said wiping sliva and walking towards his lab location.

"Yeah yeah. Lead the way, Dr Doolittle." He said to which Oak only smiled with sweat.

He walked for a while then they reached lab. Oak entered first then invited Vegeta came in with his hand cross indicating he already started to get annoyed with this place. Vegeta walked with him not going a fuck to his surroundings.

They soon arrived to another room with big machines and equipment everywhere. There was also a teen standing looking angry.

"Gramps! It's like ages waiting for you." Said the teen.

"What was your name again? Ah, Dicknozzle correct. Pfff! Sorry right I told you to come. Ohh Vegeta meet Dicknozzle and Dicknozzle meet Vegeta. He will also start his journey soon with you good old rivalry there." Oak introduced Dicknozzle barely holding his laugh.

"Hahaha Dicknozzle! Suit this name to you!!" Vegeta on other hand burst out in laughing on him. Dicknozzle became frustrated.

He glared at Vegeta. "What did you say, you red vegetable?" He also mocked in return and made his life second worst mistake. Fist being a rival to Vegeta.

[OMG, even I wouldn't go for that one. But I can say now though.] Nappa also participated jerking oil in fire.

Vegeta stopped laughing and released his killing intent to him. "Hah hah hah..." He grabbed his collar and lift, although not at superhuman but enough to choke him. "Listen you butthole. There is no one in this universe who can insult me (Freeza is dead). Who did that, are not alive anymore. SO only I can call you whatever I want or I will kill you!!! And as for this stupid rivalry, there is only one rival for me and that is not you! So you better watch you mouth." Vegeta warned poor teen who started to feel scared. Oak jumped to calm both of them down.

"C-Calm down Vegeta! Don't take it your heart." Oak came between them. 'Ohh God,What have I got into.' He inwardly pleaded.

"Hmph" Vegeta then released him. Oak and Dicknozzle sighed in relive.

"So where was i, yess you see over there?" He pointed at table where were three red balls. He walk there and held all three and then light came out and form three small figures. "As you can see these red balls are Poke balls which are used to contain that tiny cute creatures. For starter trainer like you would choose one of these. So... Vegeta, how about you?" Oak said but Vegeta was already started to choose.

"Nappa explain what are these pets good at or I would beat all of them to find out who is good punching bag?" Vegeta asked.

[Now more like it Vegie. Just chose that red lizard one since others are just for show] Nappa suggested obvious choice for most of trainers.

"Hey! You red lizard you are coming with me on my pet journey with me Saiyan prince of all Pokemon master hahaha!" In the end he choose Charmander a fire Pokemon and also be soon to become victim of one of many who work under Vegeta.

Now what will be this poor destiny be? Find out next chapter of Vegeta in Pokemon world...