Chapter 41

He blew out a stream of cigarette smoke and watched it drift toward the ceiling. Hailey was in the bathroom having an "after sex pee" as she called it.

Fucking charming.

He closed his eyes and tried to conjure his fantasy Hailey. She giggled, her cheeks tinted an appropriate pink, then she said, "ignore it and fuck me."

The toilet flushed and the real Hailey waddled back to the bedroom and stopped next to the bed. She'd thrown a t-shirt on, but her breasts swelled against it and the nipples poked out to create little hard lumps.

Hard lumps that were leaking.

She glanced down and laughed. "I hear it happens." Then she dropped into the bed and snatched the cigarette from between his fingers. He stared in a sort of horrified fascination as she took a long puff and exhaled a cloud. "God, that feels so much better." She elbowed him in the ribs. "I bet you feel better, too. When was the last time you got laid?"

Churo's sister?