melvinismean

Charlie is only 9 when he is shipped off to the magical town of Drittsekk. Little does he know he will slay a dragon, be betrayed many times, take part in war, and meet his fate. Join him on his journey, Parents Advised.

Drittsekk

"Charlie's stuck down in Italy! Kurt get the drone bomb and send it to him to free him!" Yelled Stan. "How do I know how to do that retard!?" Kurt yelled back. "Boys just shut up we'll take the speed train to get to him" Michael butted in.


To understand Kurt you need to know a bit about him. Kurt never had any parents he knew of so he felt very neglected. He lives in skips he finds out side comedy clubs to get some entertainment and has never used a shower. This didn't stop him however, he fought him self how to read and right all by himself. His uncle is apart of the Mafia so he occasionally gets questioned on his behalf. He loves manga and Japanese comics, he steals them from a mall in eastern drittsekk. Anyway we're getting ahead of things. 


"Hello... Kurt, I hope is your name." Anxiously said Charlie. "Yes it is, now you tell me how your in a shit tip of a state right now. Look at you, all cut up with burn marks on your skin, something pretty tragic must've happened to you" Said Kurt.


Neglected Old Friend