Interestingly enough, I heard those same words spoken earlier when I interviewed the five employees Dane had hustled my way.Both the men and the women used similar terminology when describing their dead colleague.And now the CEO offered almost the same vernacular. Naturally it got me wondering about everyone who worked here.It seemed as if they had rehearsed their responses just in case the police came a-calling, which inevitably they did.I would have loved to catch a glimpse of that office memo, the one that advised personnel to remember these words:intelligent, career-driven, shrewd, motivated, generous and all-around good guy.
"As a loyal and productive employee," Joffe continued, "we naturally found it fitting to assume and abide by his funerary plans, and we had him cremated this morning."