"Hurry up, would you?!" exclaimed Antonio.
"Hey! Let a man piss, would ya?!" shouted back Mario from behind a bush. The old Caglione sighed and rested his forehead on the steering wheel.
"How much longer till we get to Naples?" asked Arnaldo, briefly looking up from his book.
"That's the point! We're only ten minutes away from Naples and this sorry sod decides to stop, in the middle of the road, to take a leak!" he exclaimed as he leant out the window to shout at his younger brother.
"A man has to piss!" he argued and Antonio let out another sigh.
"Besides, we should have been in Naples by now. But no, you decided to take the rural road and make us drive for fourteen hours!" commented Mario as he re-entered the backseat of the car.
"Listen, the vignette for the highways cost money. A lot of it. And I am not going to give those bastards at the DMV any more money than they already have!" he argued as he started the car and began to drive.