It's two am and Andrew has just text me.
Andrew: I don't think we'll make it to the bedroom tonight. I'm too horny. I want you now. Ready to turn in? x
I want to tell him I am, but Ali says I can't. Not yet.
"Please! You can't go. Not yet."
Clara: Sorry love, Ali says I can't leave. X
Andrew: Tell her I call dibs. X
Clara: I think she might have the prior claim... she's my Lil sis after all. X
I'm impressed at the state of my texts. I'm well and truly wasted, but my English is still good.
Andrew: I've still known you longer. X
Clara: True. But she has DNA on her side. X
Andrew: We can fix that. Heck, we can fix that right now. X
Did he really just suggest children? I almost panic at the idea. That's a pretty huge step, and even though I know, he's joking I'm still stunned. I see the little dots that tell me he's typing.
Andrew: That messed with your head, didn't it? X
I can almost hear him chuckling to himself.
Clara: B*stard x
Andrew: Yeah, but I'm your b*stard. X