Chapter 24: Terminator Galman

'Melinda, what happened to me yesterday?'

As Murphy's law would have it, the girl wasn't allowed to answer. It turns out that stiletto heels make the same amount of noise on parquet as it does on linoleum. There was a short knock on the door, and then it opened.

'Mr Sarpaulis, this is unacceptable. We cannot dispose of our children in the middle of lessons. Principle Bale was furious. The crowd of mouth-opened ten-year olds behind her not so much. But if she had been there with me in the room she would have understood it was worth it. I wanted to explain but where to start? She stomped towards me and I thought she was gonna kick me in the groin or something. But she turned to the board and saw letters and annotations of hyperspace and pansies and lilies and she stopped in her tracks. She swayed her head front then sideways, in such ridiculous fashion, with eyes wide open, that I thought she was either possessed or having a seizure.