Drama Queen

    "Bra? You mean ..."

"Of course, bra. Is it has other meaning?" said Neptunus.

"You ..." 

"Are you trying to harass me?!" continued Nuansa. "Ooh, this job is wrong. I stepped back! I took back your money!" She then stood up and got ready to leave.

"Where are you going?" asked Neptunus.

"To the Police station and report you! I have a close friend, he's a Police!" answered Nuansa.

"Are you sure?"

"Why not?! I have endured acts of harassment from you! You're an insolent man!"

"You know what? I have six ex-girlfriends and I know their bra sizes."

"Eh?"

"Yes."

"Are you crazy?"

"They were willing to tell me their bra size, so I didn't harass them."

"But I'm not crazy like them!"

"Do you think about my advantage knowing your bra size?"

"Emh, no."

"Sit down first."

"Don't you try to hypnotize me!"

"I have no talent for hypnosis. The only talent I have is to find out my exes' bra sizes."

"You're disgusting." Nuansa then sat back down.

"Hahaha, really?"

"You're pervy! You must be doing something with your exes, right? You are using your wealth to make them wanted to do anything you said, right?! Or you wanted to date your exes just because their chest sizes are above average, huh?! You are insolent!" exclaimed Nuansa while covering her chest with her hands.

"I prefer 'flat' girls over 'fat' ones, although my exes have various sizes."

"HEY!"

"I'm serious, it's a bit uncomfortable for me to see 'big' women when they running. I feel like I felt their 'burden'."

Nuansa reflexively poked Neptunus' head.

"Hey, I'm your client!" said Neptunus.

"Stop talking about breasts! And don't you try to find out my bra size or even stare at my chest!"

Hearing this, Neptunus made fun of Nuansa by staring at her chest. Nuansa immediately realized it.

"Heeeeeeh!!!" The girl got up from her chair and chose to stand behind Neptunus. Neptunus could only laugh with amusement.

"Don't laugh! Nothing is funny here!" said Nuansa.

"Ok, ok. Your thoughts about me are wrong," said Neptunus. "I admit that maybe I'm a little pervy, but I've never tried to harass any woman, I've never even thought of doing it. As pervy as I am, I know what's the limits," he continued.

"Asking the bra size of a woman that you just met doesn't count as an act of harassment?"

"No, not at all."

"Your brain is shifted or something?"

"Hahaha. I asked my exes for their bra sizes because I bought them fourteen bras on Valentine's Day, and I plan to buy them for you too. I'm not kidding about this, because I've spent my money to buy hundreds of bras for my exes."

"Just an excuse! Valentine's Day is still long! And I'm only going to be your girlfriend for a month! There's no extra time! You're disgusting! Ggrrrhhh."

"What? You're not praying that we can extend the contract and you'll get more money?"

"Not with you! You're pervy! Besides, why did you had to bought bras for your exes? There are still plenty of romantic gifts that don't touch the sensitive part."

"Like what? Flower? Chocolate? Romantic dinner? Sorry, but I'm Neptunus Bimasakti, my name is rare and all my actions must also be rare but not out of the limits."

"Yes, but ... why does it have to be bra? Even my parents never asked me about my bra size, and then there's you, a person that I just met dared to ask that!"

"Because the part that bra covers is my favorite thing from women."

"You ...!"

"What? I'm not wrong, right? I'm a straight man, so it's natural that I like that part."

"Argh!" Nuansa can only be annoyed and silent seeing the attitude of this man who's she just met, she then sat back down. Neptunus is really the man with the most bewildered brain she has ever known, and Nuansa can't stop thinking how can Neptunus not hesitate to discuss things like that with people he just met, moreover Nuansa is a woman.

"Hm? You're sitting again? Didn't report me to your police friend? Or is he just a fake police? Hahahaha," sneered Neptunus.

"Wait until you are caught by him," said Nuansa.

"Me? Get caught? By the Police? Hahahaha. You can be a famous comedian, your jokes are gnawing at me." Neptunus laughed so hard.

"He's a true police, and certainly doesn't have a dirty mind like you."

"Ah, yeah, yeah. But I have a much better look than him, right?" asked the man as he winks his right and propped his chin on the palm of his right hand.

"Ew." Nuansa feels disgusted. "I mean, I didn't expect that this is how you are."

"Expectations are always there in accordance with reality, huh? Well ... I thought you were going to leave me and not be a Neptunus'-exes-type-woman, but apparently, the reality is different."

"What do you mean? You're saying I'm just like your exes?"

"Of course. You felt harassed earlier, but suddenly you're endured because of my money. Where's your pride?"

Nuansa was shocked to hear Neptunus' words. Her tears were dripping automatically.

"Drama queen," the man sneered.

Nuansa then wiped her tears. "You've only known me a few minutes, and you only know my name, but not with the story of my life. So I'm telling you Mr arrogant and pervy, if it weren't for my difficult life, I would never have known you, and of course, I would never have wanted to know you. We both know here that we can't officially cancel the contract if we haven't passed the appointed time, so you should take this opportunity to find out how my life is going. I hope by looking at my life, you will know better how to respect women, how to behave to new people, how to protect other person's feelings, and how to not be arrogant so that you don't ask questions about women's bra sizes. Thank you for the dinner, I hope your brain is pinched a little so you understand, how many sins and mistakes you have committed, even for me who you just met. Excuse me!"

Nuansa then rose from her seat and intended to leave. "And one more thing, I still have my pride and will always have it! I will never tell you my bra size and thanks for your offer of fourteen bras, I refused," continued Nuansa. She then left Neptunus.

"Hey, where are you going?! You're being very bad to your client!" exclaimed Neptunus.

"I thought you behaved much worse to me!" said Nuansa.

"But I paid you!"

Nuansa then stopped walking and turned around. "I was not paid to tell you my bra size!" The girl then started running again.

"Hey, wait!"

"Don't follow me if you don't want your luxury car to be destroyed! Because my house is in a narrow alley!"

Neptunus then buried his intention to pursue Nuansa when he heard about it.

"Tomorrow I'll pick you up! I have to introduce you to my family!" shouted the man. "Did she hear me?" he muttered.

"Well, never mind," he continued. Neptunus then smiled as he remembered Nuansa's face again.

'Hey, her full name and her face match well. But it's a little hard to seduce her," thought Neptunus.